ezekiel23 - Idk
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1 year ago

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

1 year ago

aroace dread is being friends with someone and they hit you with the "i have to tell you something"

1 year ago
SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION
SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION
SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION
SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION
SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION

SEASON 3 HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED PRODUCTION

1 year ago

QPRs are so fucking awesome are you telling me I get to be someone's lame ass boyfriend without actually having to date them???

1 year ago

by the way, saying 'aros can still date' isn't an excuse to force them to date people. it just means aros are people with free will and can do what they want with their dating life

1 year ago

jackie saved shauna from the fire but shauna didn't save jackie from the frost. JACKIE SAVED SHAUNA FROM THE FIRE BUT SHAUNA DIDN'T SAVE JACKIE FROM THE FROST.

1 year ago

look. i'm sorry. really sorry for not just letting this die. but it bugs me. so suffer i guess.

If I saw a canonically trans character and said "well I prefer to write them as cis" people would be pissed at me, for good reason.

If I saw a canonical trans woman/man character and wrote them as a demigirl/boy and said "while the show just says she/he's trans, not that she/he's a trans woman/man" people would be pissed at me, also for good reason.

If a character was directly implied to be trans, and the creator confirmed later that they were meant to be trans, and I went "well it wasn't said explicitly in the show so it's not canon," people would be pissed at me, for good reason.

If the majority of a fandom did those things, we could collectively agree that the fandom is really transphobic.

You can sub this out for any queer identity with mainstream representation, and probably non-queer identities too.

So why is it considered acceptable to do these things to aspec characters?

Why are ships contrary to aspec identities the only ships against a character's canon queer identity that get popular?

Why are aspec people the only ones that get consistent ship discourse over our real identities?

Why are aspec people the only ones asked to sit back and take it?

Why is it on aspec people to not ruin allo people's fun in fandom, but allo people are allowed to ruin ours?

(The answer to all of the above is: aspec identities are viewed by other queer people as functionally straight and are treated as such)

1 year ago

The aromantic tag is absolutely clogged with posts about asexuality awareness day. If your posts isn't about aromanticism, it doesn't belong in aro tags.

1 year ago
Jackie Was TIRED Of Hearing About That Damn Leg
Jackie Was TIRED Of Hearing About That Damn Leg

Jackie was TIRED of hearing about that damn leg

1 year ago

I am running an experiment and trying to satisfy my curiosity on something - please share to increase the sample size as much as possible!

1 year ago

"oh, but you said you had a crush on someone-" no. that was me gaslighting myself into thinking i had a crush on someone because of how sexually centered society is.

1 year ago

I will care about superhero movies for the first time ever if and only if hugh jackman and ryan reynolds fuck nasty for a truly uncomfortable amount of time in that new deadpool movie

1 year ago
Anyone Else Living Like This?

Anyone else living like this?

1 year ago

i adore the yellowjackets fandom because everyone is so chill about straight up atrocities. it is fucking hilarious.

“she literally killed and cannabalized several people, was in a psychotic cult that worshipped an evil, eldritch entity and she hunted her friends for sport multiple times.” ummm yeah but have you considered that she’s just a girl ?? that she is just a girl in the world ?? jesus h christ women REALLY can’t have hobbies these days :/ grow a spine buddy these here are batshit lesbian cannibals and we LOVE them

like. it’s just so wonderful

1 year ago
Always Promoting The Hannijackets Agenda

always promoting the hannijackets agenda

1 year ago

it’s so funny that ed created the right vibe (bad) that he made the most repressed guy ever invented try to have a “what are we” conversation with him

1 year ago

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

1 year ago

real (I'm a trans man)

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

1 year ago

misty: crystal died of natural causes.

mari: you pushed her off a cliff.

misty: gravity is a natural cause!

1 year ago
I Saw Barbie This Weekend And This Was My Big Takeaway.

I saw Barbie this weekend and this was my big takeaway.

1 year ago

I actually feel physical pain whenever I remember that something bad is going to eventually happen to this sweet baby boy

I Actually Feel Physical Pain Whenever I Remember That Something Bad Is Going To Eventually Happen To
1 year ago

teenager lottie had it so rough imagine you're face to face with your crush and you have a cute little moment where she compliments you and she's so authentic and true and then she compliments your pilgrim hat like lotties blink of astonishment is so real what would you DO

1 year ago

Lottienat is so funny to me if you think about it from Lottie's pov. Imagine liking a girl and making up rituals to keep her safe but also to have an excuse to touch her but it only makes her annoyed at you, then her boyfriend -whom you tried to hunt down and have an orgy with when you're on mushrooms- can only get it up at the thought of you during their first time cause you helped him calm down during a panic attack once so now you're unknowingly a part of an imaginary threesome between you, your crush and her boyfriend.

1 year ago

petition to make yellowjackets funko pops, literally take my money

1 year ago

“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

1 year ago
Kellogg’s PLEASE Don’t Sue Me For Doing This To Your Brand Image

Kellogg’s PLEASE don’t sue me for doing this to your brand image

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