noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die
Today we fought a harpy
Dm:your close to the harpy what do you want to do
Me under its siren like spell:can I climb it
Dm: roll
Me:(rolls a 6)
Dm:you bring it down a little but end up falling
Me: aw I wanted to kiss it have a little make out session
Part:WHAT
player in my party:(stabs his short sword into a cultist and drags it up pulls it out of the cultist with a stone heart on the end of it mortal kombat style)
Dm: do you want to throw it at one of the cultist or keep it or give it to someone
Player:give it to someone
Me: can I have it
(He gave it to me and now its in a jar in my inventory)