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noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

Today we fought a harpy

Dm:your close to the harpy what do you want to do

Me under its siren like spell:can I climb it

Dm: roll

Me:(rolls a 6)

Dm:you bring it down a little but end up falling

Me: aw I wanted to kiss it have a little make out session

Part:WHAT

In one of my dnd sessions one of the players was trying to figure out how to read a compass and rolled a nat 1 so he forgot what a compass was even tho he made it and dropped it and broke it

player in my party:(stabs his short sword into a cultist and drags it up pulls it out of the cultist with a stone heart on the end of it mortal kombat style)

Dm: do you want to throw it at one of the cultist or keep it or give it to someone

Player:give it to someone

Me: can I have it

(He gave it to me and now its in a jar in my inventory)