Like It's MY Fault My Love Language Is Acts Of Service And All I Know How To Do Is Kill

The “Necromancy is evil“ we see in most fantasy worlds stems from a christian view of having to honor the body after death in a certain way to ensure the soul’s safety in the afterlife. And while I encourage you to explore societies that don’t see necromancy as evil, I also encourage you to explore societies that see necromancy as evil for different reasons.

Drow might believe that after death, your body belongs to Lolth and must be fed to spiders. Reanimating a body means stealing from Lolth and must therefore be punished.

A Zoroastrian inspired society might believe that with death, evil starts infesting the body, so dead bodies must be kept away from the community, and reanimating them keeps them in the community and is therefore bad.

I am so sorry, but someone did and it's called Homestuck.

I wish people did this unironically, even though this would usually be considered unusual behavior in the early 21st century, specifically the year 2024, as some people have trouble decoding nuance from text written on the internet for the purpose of brief and efficient communication. Also, did you know that in the year 1789 the commoners of Paris stormed the fortification known as the Bastille and many scholars consider this to be the start of the French revolution

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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

When I find whatever gnome decided those sweep and scoop two in one things were exclusively going to be made for people shorter than 1.7 meters, I will punt them into the abyss.

You're kinda- no, really cringe, yk?

If just the mere thought of me makes you in any way upset or uncomfortable, by all means keep doing it. Every single second of your life that you waste thinking about me is mine now, and I wouldn't give them back to you if I knew how. Look at my blog, boy.

Thank you. I really needed that.

estrulegen

We don't let girls be blue because it makes them too powerful. Blue girls are 88% more likely to cause you serious physical and/or emotional damage. Ignorance about these topics is why people need to learn colour theory!

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

Biting into the musty tome rn.

Contempt, Friendship, Worg.

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...