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His name is Stuff and I always imagined him as the voice of reason, his voice always calm and steady, even in the midst of chaos. He is a beacon of reason and understanding in a world filled with confusion and discord. He is everything to me.

How do you guys read that black and white Robert Downey Jr meme I always read it with a fake shocked passive aggressive mildly gay sounding voice

rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)

*Narrator voice* And here we see a specimen in its natural habitat, trying to get food. The process can be difficult, but the rewards outweigh the risk.

*Cut to a trans girl waiting in line at a burger place.*

I first read this as "let us kill that foul nerd. together" and I was really down for killing Todd Howard.

in celebration of oblivion's birthday, let us kill that foul nord. together

All spiritual/rational/philosophical teachings have to pass what I call the Porch Test. There's a lot of things that might be helpful to you, but pale in comparison to Chilling On The Porch For 10 Minutes. For me to consider something worthy of internalization, it has to at least be as good as The Porch.

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Gnomes, according to late medieval swiss occultist and doctor Paracelsus, are actually elemental spirits that inhabit and administer all solids. If something is solid, it's because of gnomes.