Having Absolutely No Friends Or Family Who Are As Into Horror As I Am Is An Actual Curse. I Must Either

tumblr girls love to text someone a thought or joke and then post the exact same thing immediately after

You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.

Except they keep coming back.

PLAY ON ITCH.IO

No. Fuck them gnomes! If they didn't want to be punted into the abyss, they shouldn't have been so short and puntable.

can you guys be fuckjng nice to gnomes. for once in your lives

Found this little guy on a wall.

My second favourite thing is typing on your phone in a second language, but still feeling obligated to follow correct grammar rules.

My favourite part of getting sick is unlocking strange, familliar sensations, but not remembering where I've felt them before.

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

When I first started playing TES Oblivion I constantly quicksaved and reloaded a lot (the game has wonky difficulty). I played so much that once, before crossing a street, I thought: "This is dangerous, I should quicksave." Luckily, I was not hit by a car.

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

had a realization that arrows or pointing can be used as pronouns if you think really hard about it