You Are The Dark Queen—the Most Powerful Being Of Your Entire Universe. Your Lair Is Breached By An

The creature.

I was kidnapped by Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald, and thrown in a bag of holding. Somehow, me being in the bag produced milk, which they sold, and the whole time the words “Milk Bags” were being repeated over and over to the tune of the Number Taker theme from Numberjacks.

It can't keep getting away with this!!!

treachery of the sneering ghoul

Why is no one talking about how the first person is playing a minor. I think that might be a bigger problem.

Lone Wolf by TheImmortalThinkTank (posted with artist permission)

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Omg, that's what the potato chip scene was all about. Light makes an evil master plan for how to look normal.

Death Note plot really is just an autistic person who's constantly masking vs an autistic person who has never masked in his life

rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people

I first read this as "let us kill that foul nerd. together" and I was really down for killing Todd Howard.

in celebration of oblivion's birthday, let us kill that foul nord. together

imagez made for a range of emotionz bc im obsessed with saying this in response to everything

I don't care about Dungeon Meshi otherwise but "Tallmen" is SUCH an elegant solution to placing humans in a fantasy setting that it's still blowing my mind. Just the term itself is enough to instantly recontextualize humans. They're no longer the default race. They're those big goobers with long legs, striding about all the time. I can so easily envision much more interesting relationships between humans and non-humans because of it. Like perhaps "tallmen" are stereotyped as shepherds by other races because they can watch over their flocks better, or as vagabonds because they are better suited to long travel on foot. And of course, they don't *literally* have to be taller than everybody else, they were just the tallest around whenever the label became the norm, or something like that. I just feel like it's so much better than what I've seen in settings like D&D that go "and humans are the... adaptable, generalist people :)!"

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…