I Don't Care About Dungeon Meshi Otherwise But "Tallmen" Is SUCH An Elegant Solution To Placing Humans

The customer is always right behind you. Look out!

customers arent even people to me, theyre like perhaps beasties.

I'm a bit new to tumblr, so I didn't expect to be tagged in something like this, but I'll try my best to participate in this strange thing called human interaction.

Currently reading: a lot of toh fanfiction, but also fanfiction from a less reputable fandom, whose foul name I shall not invoke here. Some notable fics are: A Potter's Field, Corpse-stink and Retribution, the fic that tought me to always carefully read the tags, because holy shit that one is gruesome.

Fovourite colour: kind of hard to say. It used to be green, but then I realized half of my clothes were dark blue, so that would also be a truthful answer. Also all of the bisexual colours.

Last song: I/Me/Myself by Will Wood.

Last movie: I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a movie.

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet.

Currently working on: wish I could say I was working on any of my writing projects, but not only is my computer broken, but I was also not very creatively productive before that. Instead I focusing on adapting to my new part-time job.

Tags: going to have to leave this blank. The thought of interacting further with people right now is too stressful.

Tag 9 People You Want to get to Know Better

(^・ω・^ ) Thank you for tag me 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

@avomorg @bumblebeeenby

Currently reading:

Well, according to fics, only on AO3 26 pages of subscriptions… ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

But I can mention from AO3 “Fractures”

From Ficbook (!rus), I can only note “Truth is a cave” by chiwich

Oh, if I’m rereading book with infernal detectives (1991) (!rus), which fell into my hands back in 2012-13

ALT

I don’t really remember the events where I got it from. I just remember that I picked it up on street, for some reason a “garbage bin” pops up in my head, but it definitely doesn’t seem to be from it, right (⓿_⓿)???

Favorite color:

if roughly specified, they will be dark green, silver, ~terracotta, and purple

Its hard for me to describe in words, so I’ll attach ~approximate pic for colors

i like all colors

except for bright red shades, especially when there is a lot of it or if it is an accent color….. like

that’s why I usually not use bright red in the arts, even when draw Kai – I dim red a bit

oh what is there? ah eah

Last song

well I’m hooked now on (╯▽╰ )

“Dear Wormwood” – this is pretty related to the end arc for one of my OC now ahah

“You’re the Only Thing in Your Way” – this one for one of those AUs “that I probably donno how write”

“Lemon Demon - Modify” – its just fun music + funny animation 🔪🔪🔪

Last movie:

Does the Lego Ninjago Movie count? when I watched it for screenshots? I just don’t remember the last time I sat down and watched it just for the sake of a movie.

“Ирония судьбы, или С лёгким паром!” in new year i don’t count

Sweet/spicy/savory:

I really like sweet, milk chocolate, jelly and various caramels. I also really like sweet and sour things, especially if they cause a reaction like in cartoons, but in reality. But there are few of them, so lemons and kiwis will help me (○｀ 3′○)

I love spicy, of course, jalapeno, chili, and other spicy peppers

not against wasabi and horseradish (although for me they mostly differ in the burn duration and resting speed)

savory doesn’t evoke special feelings, like okay, not insipid and okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Currently working on:

A small animation like “into the game”. I have the first part sketch-animatic, but it seems to me that with the second part I put too much information for timing

some pictures for 14 february

and a small picture with butterfly 🍋

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ) wow how many txt

Tagging:

!!! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ @sunnylighter @sebilini @quiznak-ofgrayskull @howuart @peachyninjago @pixanefan @emisnt2 @tokaywineandcheese @kdragon107

✨✨✨

sorry if you had something like that, I have a worse memory than a goldfish, and the attentiveness like stone ༼ ◕_◕ ༽

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

No, I'm too busy performing rituals at the behest of a mysterious benefactor who sends me 100,000 swedish crowns, via credit cards connected to freshly opened bank accounts, that I have to dig out of the large crows they use as delivery birds, at the end of each month.

I've gotten pretty good at the rituals now and my dark power has grown immensely, which has improved my life vastly, even outside of the rituals! Whenever someone stands in the way of something I want (free groceries, expensive books, my brother's life insurance money, e.t.c.) I automatically start chanting the words of the ritual (tear reality widen the rift tear the seems widen the rift break apart open the rift bring the end open the rift, e.t.c.), without even needing to think about it and eventually I will get what I want.

If you're interested in this limited time opportunity to make large amounts of money by working from home, contact my benefactor by standing in a ritual circle drawn with blood (the blood of an infant works best, but any human blood will do), stabbing a severed crow's beak in each palm and chanting "Come forth Bringer of the End, Devourer of reality" over and over, until your throat begins to give out and your voice fails you, the pain in each hand becoming almost too much to bear and your vision begins to darken. When your hope starts to wane and your faith dwindles, you will hear its voice and it will hear you.

So, no I can't really do anything about this reality rift situation right now, my schedule's kinda full and I'm trying to focus on my career. Good luck with that though.

enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift

why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

inspired by the dsmp one

Fun fact:

Your soul is literally inside of your body and can be sucked out orally. This discovery took a lot of trial and error, so I hope it helps.

I am going to unleash a Horrifying Psychic Scream, Erasing All Life In This Galaxy, if I don't get some FUCKING SNACKIES

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)