How Do You Guys Read That Black And White Robert Downey Jr Meme I Always Read It With A Fake Shocked

THE OWL HOUSE FANDOM COME BACK!!!!!

Here's a list of things I would like to ask or provide for, aswell as ask for recs because I know some of this shit exists I just haven't been in the fandom much (like a lot of us):

More Vee/Masha I BEG

Vee centric content

Hunter being a nerd

More Darius/Alador content

Amity & Willow content. And there like whole past dynamic

RAEDAAAAA but also when they where younger

What was there life like in the human realm?????

Literally how did Vee become friends with those other humans brooo, how was the camp, how was vee as LUZ???

Amphibia x Owl House crossovers???C'mon!!

Older them??? Like from the end when they were going to college. Fuck I need more of that C'mon.

GUSTTHOLOMULE and I don't even mean it romantically. Just them bccccc there so darn cuteeee!!!

Mattholomule centrics I BEGGGG. And more on him and Steve. Him and his life. Him and how he helped keep the school in order with his IDEASSS.

LILITH LILITH BABY LILITH GROWN LILITH LILITHHHHHHHHH. AROACE ROCK!!!!!

More on Gus and his father dynamic

More on Gus period

Gus and Willow friendship

Gus and Hunter friendship

HUNTER CENTRIC

MORE ON LIKE BACKSTORIES ABOUT THE SIDES LIKE SKARA, VINEY, JERBO ppl like that

RAINE RAINE MORE ON THEMMMM OMTITANSSS

The collectors BACKSTORY, ORIGIN, FAMILY??????

I think this is really fun cool stuff to explore, and I might just contribute with this. Because I miss these losers, and I want them to live forever. Don't be stingy with Recommendations guys. Ik we can make a come back because I saw y'all (b)witches on toh anniversary with shit sooooooo.

rb if your account is a safe space for polyamorous people

I, for one, am happy that the foul ogre is returning. Maybe they'll eat the gnomes =).

return of the foul ogre

No. Fuck them gnomes! If they didn't want to be punted into the abyss, they shouldn't have been so short and puntable.

can you guys be fuckjng nice to gnomes. for once in your lives

This puts tears to my eyes.

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

The “Necromancy is evil“ we see in most fantasy worlds stems from a christian view of having to honor the body after death in a certain way to ensure the soul’s safety in the afterlife. And while I encourage you to explore societies that don’t see necromancy as evil, I also encourage you to explore societies that see necromancy as evil for different reasons.

Drow might believe that after death, your body belongs to Lolth and must be fed to spiders. Reanimating a body means stealing from Lolth and must therefore be punished.

A Zoroastrian inspired society might believe that with death, evil starts infesting the body, so dead bodies must be kept away from the community, and reanimating them keeps them in the community and is therefore bad.

Do not stop the dog, they are taking care of pests! If you let the gnomes live they will only spread and will slowly eat all the worms and snails in your yard. Their numbers will not stop growing and they will not leave any threats to their safety unanswered. What you need to do now is help your dog take out the rest of them, before the situation gets out of control or your dog gets hurt.

Take a shovel or other heavy/sharp gardening implement snd start whacking those little demons as soon as possible. Remember to aim for the hat, that's where most of their vital organs are located. If you cut off their head they will survive and their body will regrow within the next 12 hours and they will come for you. They are, at first glance, quite easy to keep at bay, but be mindful that they don't sneak up behind you. They have sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite your ankles.

Stay safe and don't fall for their tricks.

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

The customer is always right behind you. Look out!

customers arent even people to me, theyre like perhaps beasties.

His name is Stuff and I always imagined him as the voice of reason, his voice always calm and steady, even in the midst of chaos. He is a beacon of reason and understanding in a world filled with confusion and discord. He is everything to me.

How do you guys read that black and white Robert Downey Jr meme I always read it with a fake shocked passive aggressive mildly gay sounding voice

No, I'm too busy performing rituals at the behest of a mysterious benefactor who sends me 100,000 swedish crowns, via credit cards connected to freshly opened bank accounts, that I have to dig out of the large crows they use as delivery birds, at the end of each month.

I've gotten pretty good at the rituals now and my dark power has grown immensely, which has improved my life vastly, even outside of the rituals! Whenever someone stands in the way of something I want (free groceries, expensive books, my brother's life insurance money, e.t.c.) I automatically start chanting the words of the ritual (tear reality widen the rift tear the seems widen the rift break apart open the rift bring the end open the rift, e.t.c.), without even needing to think about it and eventually I will get what I want.

If you're interested in this limited time opportunity to make large amounts of money by working from home, contact my benefactor by standing in a ritual circle drawn with blood (the blood of an infant works best, but any human blood will do), stabbing a severed crow's beak in each palm and chanting "Come forth Bringer of the End, Devourer of reality" over and over, until your throat begins to give out and your voice fails you, the pain in each hand becoming almost too much to bear and your vision begins to darken. When your hope starts to wane and your faith dwindles, you will hear its voice and it will hear you.

So, no I can't really do anything about this reality rift situation right now, my schedule's kinda full and I'm trying to focus on my career. Good luck with that though.

enough posting about your blorbos. we need to talk about the reality rift