Let's Be Honest, How Else Did We Think He Got All Those Fire Extinguishers?

Bilbo says 'my poetry is pretty mediocre' and 'I think elves are just entertaining me for the fun of it' and then drops the most heartwrenching wonderful beautiful epic hopeful dramatic soulful poem you've ever heard and excuse me while I stand in the corner and contemplate the meaning of life.

Ceramics by Scrimshaw Pottery

As much as I want them to be together as fast as possible bc I'm too impatient for a slow burn, the idea of there not being a gigolas confession until after they sail to valinor is the funniest shit to me, just like

Legolas: Dad, Mom, I have a problem. I think I have a crush on Gimli

Thrandruil: You mean the dwarf you illegally smuggled into elf heaven?

Legolas's mom: because the thought of you two being parted was too unbearable, even after all your other friends had already passed?

Legolas: ya, anyway, do you think he likes me back?

Legolas's mom: do we think... that the dwarf who agreed to sail across the sea with you, to a home full of elves, forsaking the rest of his time he had with his kin on middle earth to escort you to a place of comfort so that you may be at peace when he dies, likes you back?

Legolas:...

Legolas's mom:...

Thrandruil: I swear I didn't raise him to be this dumb.

Sums up good omens perfectly

Except for the heartbreak

But I choose to ignore it for the sake of whatever sanity is insanity

Celestial disasters

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Crowley bby you did your best and you deserves a gold "you tried" star but a group of two is NOT a clear definition AT ALL

when ur both striped!!

he's so good with words