Aziraphale + text Posts Bonus:

Today is always

Today I will not be relatable. Today I will be unhinged.

Autumn Misanthropy by SebastianMonPainting

Beauty by Zhyreb

https://www.tumblr.com/accidentalslayer/730435796999553024

A picture of you was taken in the wild and I must say you are ADORABLE

I squint my eyes at thee but also fawn over the THE CROW IT HAS LEAVES AND IT IS CROW AND AWWWWWW CROW CROW CROW 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

Crowley + Astronomy

ACK MY HEART 💔

Because you and Mr. Fell don't ever talk to each other. We talk all the time. We've been talking for millions of years. Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla. I say something brilliant, and he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great. You never say what you're really thinking.

by Katie Beardmore

these two posts one after another on my dash, baller

Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

1933, I’m screwed I got hitler and the Great Depression how fun…

Something I just want to bring up.

I’m watching The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies and when he’s saying goodbye to the dwarves, he says, “Don’t bother knocking.”

And I know that’s meant to be: “You’re welcome to just walk in and take a seat and hang out.”

But really, when we watch their introductions, they all ring the doorbell to show they’re at the door. Except. EXCEPT Thorin. He specifically knocks. He’s the only dwarf who does.

So in this essay, I will say:

Bilbo wants to keep in contact with the dwarves, but. He knows if he hears a knock at the door, he will assume it’s Thorin every time.

But when he’s older, he’s bitter when Gandalf knocks at the door. Most likely from forgetfulness and the Ring, but a piece of him remembers the feeling of why he doesn’t like knocking.

What say you?