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The picnic - (2023)

"Aww, You see! Isn’t a picnic a good idea ? And this linen shirt I gave you Iooks absolutely lovely on you."

"Argh...I don't know...I guess! Not sure about the shirt, though: it's not really my color."

let me tell you a story…

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ghost of the valley

sticker design based on my sis telling me my favorite flower (lily of the valleys) look like ghosts

three of swords ✶

Bearded Irises

Good Omens + text posts

Skull, watercolor and ink by BowingMoth

Inktober 02 - Spiders, ink on paper by Ryuvhiel

Burning

I feel like as a collective we don't talk enough about Aziraphale's and Crowley's periodic "Ah, no Paperwork !!" whenever they successfully avoid discorporation [or should I say, when they avoid the bullet]

It’s obviously not paperwork they care about; I swear every single time one of them says this, it practically means "I am so glad you are not dead, because I love living here [on Earth] with you, it would never ever be the same without you"

Mr. Fell's Guide to the Gavotte! 🪽

he's trying his best, okay?

https://www.tumblr.com/accidentalslayer/730435796999553024

A picture of you was taken in the wild and I must say you are ADORABLE

I squint my eyes at thee but also fawn over the THE CROW IT HAS LEAVES AND IT IS CROW AND AWWWWWW CROW CROW CROW 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

silly little doodles of another idea me and my best friend had

+ why they thought he was dead

currently thinking ab the way that Legolas and Gimli were literally life partners in canon like

after the War of the Ring they fucking travelled Middle Earth together For Decades and when it was time for Legolas to go West to Valinor Gimli fucking went with him. only dwarf to ever go to Valinor

I am far from the first person to say it but by God if they weren't supposed to be gay then Jrrt shouldn't have written them so fucking gay. im obsessed

㋡🥀

When it rains the white petals of Diphylleia Grayi also known as skeleton flowers, turn crystal clear.

I desire

The Kraken by Zack Dunn

This artist on Instagram

@fandomawesomeness OH MAH GOD SAAAME ITS SO COOL SHAWL SHAWL SHAWL

I went a lil coocoo making these,

it took me a week (i think) to create all of those lol

Still need to tuck in the ends, finish that blue one and then they're done ✔️

@fandomawesomeness OH MAH GOD OH MY LORDY LORD I LOVE IT I LOVE LOVE HEARTS SO VERY COOL

finished some skullies this afternoon

(Crown of Skulls Ann Wanamaker)

AWWWWWW ADORBALE

GUYS I NEED TO SHOW U THIS

My sister is an absolute genius, she’s 13 and she made this

It’s Éowyn (her fav) and Boromir (mine ofc) and I am in love with them 😭😭😭 and she is very insecure about them, but she said it’s ok for me to post it so i want to show them, because THEY ARE SO CUTE AND PRETTY AAAAA

Y’ALL STFU AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT I DESIGNED IN 3 DAYS IN A FUGUE STATE

@fandomawesomeness SHAWL SHAWL SHAWL

finished the blue one, and tucking the ends will come somewhere in the future, possibly, i mean definitely, for sure for sure

i blossomed into a flower with the green one and i love the vibes 🍃 🌼 (i think my assistant approves)

@fandomawesomeness OOOO

Yet another pumpkin beret in progress!

Yarn: unknown manufacturer, cotton-blend faux-mohair.

Crochet pattern: Slouchy Pumpkin Beret by Ellen Aria

@fandomawesomeness ADORABLE

Expecting some heavy showers today, so I’m feeling this cozy rain aesthetic 🌧️🍂

legolas headcanons:

is, by all accounts, the worlds most awkward elf

most of the fellowship doesn’t even realize how weird he is

thranduil did not socialize his boy well. legolas is not aloof he just has no idea what he’s supposed to be doing.

will walk very slowly with exaggerated movements around hobbits because he thinks they won’t see him otherwise.

the hobbits thinks this is elf custom. frodo theorizes this is because elves want to rest their eyes and ears when they’re at home, so other elves like to announce themselves so no one gets spooked.

this is aided by the fact that legolas loudly announces his presence whenever he enters the room, just incase you missed it.

this conclusion is false. legolas will approach other elves by charging at them, full speed. alternatively, shooting an arrow in their vicinity for a vibe check.

he also likes shooting at people to wake them up and/or scare them

legolas likes that it’s a gentle reminder to his companions that he could kill them at any time and they should be honored that he doesn’t.

aragorn has options about this. legolas tells him that he should be grateful that such a skilled elf is on his side and cares for him. aragorn maintains that if legolas really cared, the elf would stop waking him up with ‘good morning’ shots. he also would like to note that legolas’s loud singing is only slightly better than an arrow flying at you first thing in the morning:

legolas tries to make friends by staring at them from afar and when they look at him he looks away. like a cat. he will also blink at u as if to say “look! i like you! i’m closing my eyes!!!” again, like a cat.

will bring you small gifts to curry favor, also like a cat. interesting rocks and pretty feathers, samples of dirt, fallen leaves in different shapes and colors, and whatever flowers are near by and catch his eye. gets very upset if you don’t marvel at them for the appropriate amount of time.

will eat bites off of your plate. this is a form of endearment. he’s showing he trusts you and likes you. he’s also showing his inability to cook and hopes you’ll take pity on him by sharing your food.

sometimes will intentionally walk loudly around the camp if he’s bored, angry, or lonely so he can wake aragorn up and they can be awake together :)

likes to sing, loudly, at inappropriate times

no one in the fellowship has seen him piss. some of the hobbits are under the impression that elves don’t pee. aragorn and gandalf do not correct them.

up at the asscrack of dawn. this is annoying, because he’s chipper, looks amazing, and is a tad judgements that you aren’t as well.

captain obvious as well as worlds most unhelpful elf ever. will point out your mistake, claim to know how to fix it and half the time not offer the solution or his assistance.

cannot do laundry. he doesn’t even get dirty enough to consider it, and with how little people in middle earth wash their clothes anyway, none of his clothes have been cleaned for easily centuries.

is very confused by dogs. doesn’t understand what he’s supposed to do with them. they’re always so happy and want (physical???) attention and,, it’s not a one and done thing either. you’re supposed to keep petting them? after you already pet them.

they’re like wolves, but smaller and maybe stupider. they also stink. boromir has explained to him many times that dogs are man’s best friend and are beautiful creatures. this worries legolas, because that means either dogs are more evolved than they let on,, or men are significantly further behind than elves than he first thought..

can not play the harp. is upset by this fact.

never really bothered to learn how to harp, either.

he believes he should be able to play the harp regardless because the harp is just a big bow with many strings. this is, in fact, false.

will eat anything. mushrooms and questionable berries mean nothing to him.

this upsets aragorn as he believes legolas is setting a bad example for the hobbits, dispite hobbits having the most durable digestive systems. (note: elves can eat almost anything but meat, but hobbits have the stomach of a labrador retriever. they are always hungry, can can eat anything, even what they’re not supposed to)

DID set a bad example for boromir, who mistakingly ate some of the berries legolas offered him and had the shits for weeks.

is like 90% sure who frodo is. it’s definitely one of the hobbits. it’s probably not the one with the pony.

is faceblind. he can’t recognize other people’s faces for the life of him. if you asked him to pick out aragorn in a sea of humans, he’d panic dispite knowing the man for 50+ years.

this also goes for all races, including dwarves. gimli thought he might just be racist and covering his ass, but then watched him stall for like 30 minutes making small talk with some lorien elves and try (and fail) to pick celeborn out of the crowd.

does know what galadriel and thranduil look like. has a hard time pointing out elrond.

will forget your name almost immediately after you tell him. guys like 3k old and has met a lot of people give him a break

to be fair he does know who you are and what you sound/look like. defining features like voice and hair help a lot. it’s just if you were to give him a book of cropped faces and ask him to name, just one,,, he’d panic and throw it at you.

feels robbed of the golden ages,, resents the fact that the world he knows is drastically different that the world he could have been. wishes there were more elves his age and just more elves in general.

that being said he wouldn’t change this for anything as the world he’s in gave him the friends he’s made and the adventure of a life time :)

he doesn’t wash his hands. like ever or at all.

Songs from Musicals That Represent Aziracrow

Tick Tick Boom: Therapy, Come to your senses, Why 

Rent: I should tell you, I'll cover you, Without you, Your eyes

Hamilton: You'll be back, Helpless, Satisfied, Wait for it, Stay alive, What comes next, Say no to this, The Room Where It Happens, One last time 

Newsies: I Never Planned On You, Watch What Happens, Something To Believe In,

Les Misérables: I dreamed a dream, Stars, A Heart Full Of Love, On My Own

Phantom of the Opera: Think Of Me, Angel Of Music, All I Ask Of You, Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again, The Point Of No Return, Learn To Be Lonely

Into the Woods: Agony, It Takes Two, Stay With Me, No One Is Alone 

Oliver: Where Is Love, I'd Do Anything, As Long As He Needs Me

Book of Mormon: You And Me (But Mostly Me), I believe

Wicked: What Is This Feeling, Defying Gravity, No Good Deed, As Long As Your Mine 

Cabaret: Maybe This Time 

Grease: Hopelessly Devoted To You, You're The One That I Want, We Go Together

what baffles me is that crowley is actually good for aziraphale. not in the sense that the good actions he does are done for aziraphale, but in the sense that crowley teaches aziraphale to be good to himself

in s2ep4 when aziraphale is looking for a magic trick to do, he first says that he can't go to the magic shop because he's not a professional conjuror. crowley disagrees, convincing him that he's a professional as he is "about to perform on the West End Stage"

afterwards when the shopkeeper calls aziraphale a "talented amateur", it's aziraphale himself who makes a point in proving that he's no such thing as he's "booked to appear in the West End"

and then when they're backstage talking to furfur aziraphale clearly calls himself a "working professional magician". over a few hours, crowley makes aziraphale confident in his own identity

not only does crowley love aziraphale (in whatever way he expresses it) but he literally makes him better. crowley, who believes he is incapable of doing good, manages to make an actual angel, better