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I am so insane about the Job arc.

God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How did he wrong you?"

God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "How will you make it right?"

God says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale says, "Gosh, I don't doubt you know what you are doing and all, but maybe we could slow things down a little and talk about this? And it's essential to the divine plan? Are we sure?"

Crowley says, "I will destroy Job's children," and Aziraphale looks him in the eye and says, "No, you won't."

LOTR/The Hobbit character with Onion headlines just because I can

Ha they can try

However I add peep how do I to tags? Welp I dunno how but you know who you are bestie

reminder to people with intrusive thoughts that i love you. i love you people with violent intrusive thoughts, with sexual intrusive thoughts, with thoughts too upsetting to write down, with blasphemous intrusive thoughts, with bigoted intrusive thoughts that go against your morals, with "disgusting" or unhygienic intrusive thoughts- i love you, and the kind of thoughts you have don't make me love you any less.

My idea of why Aziraphale needs him to be an angel.

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Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

If a fella makes a nebula right in front of you, how are you not gonna pine after him for 6000 years?

As much as I want them to be together as fast as possible bc I'm too impatient for a slow burn, the idea of there not being a gigolas confession until after they sail to valinor is the funniest shit to me, just like

Legolas: Dad, Mom, I have a problem. I think I have a crush on Gimli

Thrandruil: You mean the dwarf you illegally smuggled into elf heaven?

Legolas's mom: because the thought of you two being parted was too unbearable, even after all your other friends had already passed?

Legolas: ya, anyway, do you think he likes me back?

Legolas's mom: do we think... that the dwarf who agreed to sail across the sea with you, to a home full of elves, forsaking the rest of his time he had with his kin on middle earth to escort you to a place of comfort so that you may be at peace when he dies, likes you back?

Legolas:...

Legolas's mom:...

Thrandruil: I swear I didn't raise him to be this dumb.

Mysterious Cosmic ‘Keyhole’: a reflection nebula in the constellation Orion is a relic of recent star formation – it is composed of debris left over from the formation of a newborn star and it's around 1,350 light-years from Earth. {image credit: Nasa}

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Vanitas Vanitarium, Et Omnia Vanitas by Vincenzo Lamolinara

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park bench lovers

when ur both striped!!

Ha was looking for some new fanfics to read and just had to reblog this absolutely amazing fanfic series! Definitely worth reading, several times.

I MADE A SERIES!!!

Man, I'm on the fence about the series name, but it's what I've got so I'm going with it! 😉

Beetlejuice and Lydia reunite, and the chaos BFFFs are back in business for the strangest and most unusual summer the Deetz or Maitlands have ever had, dead or alive. (Warning: shenanigans ensue, both fluff and angst are a frequent visitors, tragic backstory intrudes, found family is the trope of the day, there are musical numbers and fanart, and humor of multiple varieties is employed. Also, we say Shit a lot.)

So, this universe is continuously growing, and the order of fics will change as new stories are written, but I do have an idea where I'm steering this, I promise! (There will be eldritch monstrosities.)

Todays mood is BJ holding someone’s leg.

Favourate fanfic series of all time. I’ve reread it so many times, it’s so good

Emily said once that being nervous was his full time job. Even now, Adam doesn't know if he considers that to be very fair. At the time he’d laughed. It’s more of a hobby, he’d said. For it to be a job I'd have to get paid. At the current moment, face flushed by drink and blasted by a late night breeze that’s a mixture of boiled fetid garbage and car exhaust, five stories away from the crippling ground, those nerves are all he can focus on. His nerves, and not developing a case of vertigo. He’s always been a bit nervous, a bit shy. Highschool had been rough, honestly. He’d been quiet, contemplative and, above all, nervous, and that was back in the days when bullies had eaten his discomfort with glee. Is high school is still like that? For Lydia's sake, he hopes not. Maybe girls are kinder now than they were then. Maybe kids who are different or strange don’t get the short end of the stick. Maybe he’ll be a millionaire by next week.

look at you, you're gorgeous💥

Aziraphale was about to confess too before Metatron and his coffee came into the bookshop;

Okay, hear me out. In 2x02, when they’re talking about “how people fall in love”, Crowley talks about sudden rainstorms,

which is an obvious reference to how he fell in love, about 6000 years earlier (poor demon thinks everyone falls in love the way he did)

Aziraphale doesn’t get it and answers “seems a bit unlikely”. He didn’t connect the dots, he doesn’t think Crowley loves him that way. All he knows about falling in love is what he read in books. Of course he fell in love with Crowley too, but I’m pretty sure he did in ‘41 when Crowley saved his books from a bomb, and that’s a bit hard to recreate, so… balls.

That’s his idea, you make two people dance together and they magically fall in love, which is so in-character I want to scream. Now let’s get to 2x05. We know Aziraphale always tried to avoid organizing those meetings, but he’s suddenly so excited about it he is WILLING TO GIVE AWAY HIS BOOKS. Why would he do something like that? There’s no way it’s actually to make Maggie and Nina fall in love. At that point, Muriel doesn’t even care anymore about it, they all know the truth about the miracle is about to be revealed, so there’s no point in being so persistent about Maggie and Nina’s relationship. He’s an angel; of course he cares about humans being happy, but I don’t think he cares so much about two semi-strangers’ love life that he’s willing to give away BOOKS for the off chance that the Jane Austen method will actually work on two humans he knows nothing about. So, my conclusion is, he’s organizing that night for him and Crowley. They are the ones that he hopes realize they’re deeply in love with each other, and that is something worth giving away books for. Which explains why he’s so excited but also a bit scared when he asks Crowley to dance with him.

It explains why he ignores the fact that Crowley is trying to tell him that something important and dangerous is about to happen, just so they can have a little dance. It also explains this reaction when he sees Gabriel and Beelzebub being in love with each other

and the way he looks at Crowley while they’re talking about them.

I mean, I know he always stares lovingly at him, but not like that, right? That’s a face that screams “I’m so going to tell you I love you when all this is over”.

So, my point is:

Fuck Metatron.

That’s my point.

Neil Gaiman really said, friends to lovers, slow burn, 300,000 words, incomplete

I'm back, please wake up

these two posts one after another on my dash, baller

“Golden child, Lion boy; Tell me what it’s like to conquer. Fearless child, Broken boy; Tell me what it’s like to burn.”

— oh darling, even rome fell // p.s. (via madzie-bane)

Raven Paintings by chatte-bleu

Ceramics by Scrimshaw Pottery

Autumn Misanthropy by SebastianMonPainting

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

fellowship crimes

pippin: steals. canonically, and without a doubt in my mind, does not give a shit. all the time. mostly shoplifting, extends to any building. restaurants, houses, etc. fuck it.

merry: steals when around pippin. mostly provides diversions. pippin steals more but merry steals bigger, more expensive items. only from large corporations.

legolas: trespassing. private property?? what’s that?? you WILL find him on government property, he WILL be 30 feet up in a tree.

gimli: steals rocks from national parks. “if it’s on the ground, it’s fair game.”

gandalf: accused of kidnapping the hobbits. pippin played into it, getting him detained. also arrested on “disturbing the peace” at the shire.

boromir: vigilante justice and assault. wrestled back his wallet from a pickpocket and punched him in the face.

aragorn: weapons with out permit, bringing weapons into public places without proper licenses. (“sir, you can’t bring your sword into this walmart.”)

frodo: unpaid library dues. forgot to return a book, felt bad so he avoided the library, and the fines exponentially increased. it has been 8 years. he drives to the next town over now for his books.

sam: propagation. not crimes, but sometimes he will take a leaf or two off of a pretty plant and always feels bad about it :(