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unfortunately for me, I got graphic depictions of violence.
Yeah, I'm gonna hope this isn't true
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying š
Iām glad somebody finally noticed my post.
Iām naming this au the Harbinger of Doom AU.
Puss is secretly a mortal harbinger of doom, but heās almost unaware of this.
So thereās basically this prophecy about a mortal harbinger of doom whose personality is strong enough to end the world and can bring the godsā demise. The thing is, is that nobody knows who it is.
So there are a group of heroes who meet Team Friendship in Far Far Away. The team of heroes tell them about the prophecy and Puss is internally all like āThe Harbinger of Doom isnāt me, right?ā
So the team of heroes, Shrekās family, Donkeyās family, and Team Friendship go on this adventure together. They go to this cave and Puss fuses with this ink blob thing. This causes Puss to be evil and aggressive.
So it turns out, the Harbinger of Doom is Puss.
The greek gods get involved because they see Puss as a really huge threat and want to kill him. Then the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse get involved because they donāt think Puss deserves to be killed.
So basically, chaos ensues.
So I recently finished taopib, and here are some thoughts:
According to the great mage Sino, puss' personality is so strong, that it clashes with San Lorenzo's magic and can trigger the end of the world.
If we count Death as one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, what if Puss' ability to end the world is equal to Death's?
This would make sense on why Puss can fight people who are obviously stronger and bigger than him, got confused as a god, and why the bloodwolf's powers barely work on him. Just like the bloodwolf, Puss can also trigger the end of the world.
Not only that, he once gave Taranis powers he himself doesn't have.
This would make Puss pretty op.
Ya'll remember evil Puss?
If the circumstances had been different, Puss would make a terrifying villain. We get to see how menacing and threatening Puss can be if he ever turned rogue. Let's not forget that Evil! Puss once took over the Netherworld.
This makes me want to do an deathpuss au where puss is secretly a mortal harbinger of destruction.
May I have this dance by reinaeiry
You guys should listen to it, it fits them really well
Good. Now, if you could choose one song to represent this ship, what would it be?? :3
I'll start: Sunflower by Post Malone & Swae Lee
You do realise Dulcinea not looking like a cat is the point, right?
In the show, Dulcinea is actually a tulpa. A tulpa is a spell that takes the form of a species, like a cat or goblin.
It's common for tulpas to have an uncanny appearance of the form they take. Hence why Dulcinea's head looks bigger than the rest of her body.
since puss in boots 2 came out i got reminded of this little spin off series where this atrocious design of a cat exists
it doesnāt even look like a cat, the differences in proportions are so awful i cant look at it. The eyes and ears are so big and for what???? Yāknow this meme how male and female animals are portrayed in movies because this is an excellent example
also why would anyone pick this monstrosity over kitty softpaws???
i image dulcinea is a mix between a persian and oriental shorthair cats because there is no reason for a cat to be this ugly
and hereās puss and kitty for comparison
also if you disagree youre in denial and wrong bc im always right
anyways stan kitty softpaws
So I recently finished taopib, and here are some thoughts:
According to the great mage Sino, puss' personality is so strong, that it clashes with San Lorenzo's magic and can trigger the end of the world.
If we count Death as one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, what if Puss' ability to end the world is equal to Death's?
This would make sense on why Puss can fight people who are obviously stronger and bigger than him, got confused as a god, and why the bloodwolf's powers barely work on him. Just like the bloodwolf, Puss can also trigger the end of the world.
Not only that, he once gave Taranis powers he himself doesn't have.
This would make Puss pretty op.
Ya'll remember evil Puss?
If the circumstances had been different, Puss would make a terrifying villain. We get to see how menacing and threatening Puss can be if he ever turned rogue. Let's not forget that Evil! Puss once took over the Netherworld.
This makes me want to do an deathpuss au where puss is secretly a mortal harbinger of destruction.
Odysseus and Eurylochus are the Greek mythology versions of Hamilton and Aaron Burr
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish ā The Trident
Full short with english subtitles
aww! So cute!
Puss to kitty, perrito, goldie, and the 3 bears: Who cares if death is alone outside in the rain!? I certainly do not. If he gets wet? Not my problem! He can starve outside for all I care!
Kitty and Perrito: š¬š«¢š¶š³
Goldie and the 3 bears: š«¢š¶š¬š³š°š±šā ļø
Later
Puss to Death: Here's your stupid cherry pie
So in taopib, if you take any of the treasures, even one coin, it will break the protection spell that surrounds San Lorenzo.
In s2, there are been more treasures that gave been stolen from the Treasure House, but the spell still wasn't broken.
The spell was only broken when puss decided to steal a coin from it.
Somebody pls correct me if I'm wrong here...
But how was the spell not broken when the first treasure disappeared from the Treasure House?
This is a plot hole
Y'know I was watching the Adventures of Puss in Boots, and Puss said "Oh reaper, you have already come for me? Okay, let me just put my boots on first"
The fact that puss was initially chill with death guiding him to the afterlife is so funny to me, especially if you take pib:tlw events to account
Since taopib takes before pib:tlw, makes this even more funny.
Man I remember watching that channel when I was younger. To see shavs become like this makes me feel very disappointed with her. Like why would you treat your writers like that?
Maybe writers shouldnāt work for shavs because sheās a shitty person who wouldnāt accept criticism, and with projects like that itās important you accept criticism to be better.
I wanted to make this post a little earlier on, but completely forgot to put it on Tumblr. In case no one is aware, I was one of her co producers. I helped run the channel for a bit and was hesitant to share my experiences with her. After hearing that she was not treating other people in my position very well, I decided to come forward. For those who choose to follow the rabbithole, please be warned there are mentions of N/S/F/W talk, racism, transphobia, and other things. There's a LOT about this that we uncovered since posting. Lots of people are hurt. This is your warning. Here's the link to the post on Twitter.
For those of you who can't see it there, I'll just post the direct link to the document here. The archive of screenshots I have is posted at the beginning.
It's important to note that this is to spread awareness of her past actions and hold her accountable. Shavs uses Tumblr as a platform to recruit artists, and it's important people know what they're getting into by working with her. Many many others have come forth to corroborate the things talked about in this document that are not in the posted Archive at the beginning. While she is saying that she is making changes and coming forward with a public statement, Tumblr is still a preferred choice of recruitment platform for her. Don't witchhunt, spread rumors, or harass people. This is the open door for those who've been affected to come out. Spread this around. Share your own stories. Hold her accountable, please.
I can actually see that headcanon being Canon tbh
I like to imagine the reason Puss was so cold to Perrito when they first met is because; the last person Puss trusted in a group home betrayed the ever living shit out of him.
Bro is probably traumatized
pretty sure puss would be on that actual parent list since ha has the 3 diablos
just today's memes
Hereās an English translation for those who donāt speak spanish
Kitty: For the last time perrito, go to sleep
Perrito: Aww, kitty, Iām still not sleepy
kitty: it doesnāt matter go to sleep
Perrito: and if you tell me a story
kitty: No
perrito: please
kitty: I donāt know any
perrito: try it
Kitty: puss tell him something
Puss: invent something and thatās it
Kitty: ou perrito you win. Our very beautiful story is called the cat and the beast
Puss: what thing
Perrito: Ooh
I've been working on something
Okay, I like how bunny is being on Jackās side on this. Heās being all like āSheesh Sandy, as if Jack didnāt already have identity issues before,ā and telling the other guardians to look at Jackās perspective.
Sketchbook Log: Bicker bicker breakdown
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Iām not part of the atla fandom, but Iām now convinced that out of all the team avatar members, Aang probably has the highest pain tolerance. I mean, imagine having people who poked needles on your body when you were 12. That shit was probably painful as fuck for Aang.
aangās first sweet tats
Yāknow I like how some people headcanon Poseidon makes angry fish noises while Athena makes angry owl noises. This is absolutely canon and nobody can convince me otherwise
I know hot to make toast
I donāt even care if itās macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDNāT STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldnāt fix them food or they couldnāt go out to eat.Ā
Pls tell me pigsy not an abusive a hol
I finally finished Percy Jackson and the Olympians, now Iām finding Heroes of Olympus and Trials of Apollo.
Now I can update this AU.
Percy= MK
Poseidon= Wukong
Sally= Tang
Chiron= Tripitaka (Iām guessing like Golden Cicada is Kronos or something-)
Annabeth= Red Son
Athena= DBK (Since Annabethās father mightāve dabbled in aircraft practice, so Iām putting PIF as her dad, not sure whoās Red Sonās stepfather, probably just some random character Iāll make up)
Luke= Bai He
Hermes= Mayor (Yes I changed it)
Zeus= Jade Emperor (Reason? Both are like the head gods so it be wrong not to)
Hades= Macaque (You know why)
Grover= Mei
Dionysus= Zhu Bajie
Paul= Pigsy (It was a suggestion from someone and honestly yeah)
Bianca= Savage
Nico= Rumble
The rest of the characters are still a work-in progress. Iām still finding someone for Clarisse. Iāll probably reblog the AU information or smth
thx for mentioning me
no pressure tags:@walt-diego-rodriguez, @deathcrews-blog, @barclaysangel
Fun picrew game to try! I tried remaking myself as accurate as possible was fun
No pressure tags š: @witheredoffherwitch @hieronymph @multifandotakugirl @otaku-chanx @luckytoucan @nyaerys @maidragoste @liv-cole @donaemondtargaryen @smaugbornassassin @lynnbeth5172 @um-weird-flex-but-ok @aemondsdragon @richardsthirdnipple @drunkchickpea @boundlessfantasy @zae5 @snowblack-charcoalwhite @madame-fear @barbiedragon @fearthhereaper @qyburnsghost
zhuzi (bamboo)
Generic monkey ? Not possible ! Give them a name please š„ŗš
Right. The cutie need a name. If someone has an ideaā¦iām open to suggestions.
Hereās a translation:
Monkey king: very nice and all but Iām not for distraction miss
Rin Rin: Rin Rin
Monkey king: I thank you rin rin but youāre delaying me from my mission
Rin Rin: oh⦠but you saved my life in the river, you did not hesitate to save me. And for that reason, Iām very grateful. Perhaps I could not offer you something of courage, but my heart still beats thanks to you, my monkey king.
monkey king: your heart?
Rin Rin: If it still beats it means Iām still alive
The monkie king and bibi šø
I need drawing
Somehow, Iām convinced that bot buddy is Death. He found out that the decepticons messed with his domain, so now heās pissed as hell. So heās now undercover as a fellow decepticon so he can toy with them for a while before finally killing them himself.
Oh and I also like how Ratchet is kinda like Deathās favorite autobot.
(Forgive me If I already requested this again, but I kind of forgot but)
I really loved your requests about bot buddy con having the personality of death in puss and boots: the last wish!
Now I wanna see Bumblebeeās reaction finally getting to meet the con (plus some more bots who havenāt met as well)
Haven't seen this Buddy in a hot minute.
There was another request with a similar ask, so I'm mixing the two into this one.
Hope you enjoy!
SFW, Mention of death and injuries, Cybertronian reader
TFP
Bumblebee
Bumblebee tries to hide how terrified he is.
He has most of his team fooled, but even they know that he has some fear over this Con.
Everyone does.
As far as Bumblebee knows, he was the only Autobot in history to have landed one shot on this Con. Bad thing being that now they have a special vendetta against him.
Firmly believes that they are some supernatural being of vengeance and death.
It is the only explanation that he can think of.
His team knows that the con has some sort of vendetta against him and actively helps him out of situations fast.
He is extremely thankful for their actions.
Sometimes when things get too quiet, he sometimes thinks he can hear the whistling through the walls.
Bumblebee walking through the empty base.
The eerie sound of The Whistle sound through the halls.
Bee just stays in his place in absolute terror as the lights flicker a bit.
The lights turn back to their normal state and The Whistle disappears.
Bee slowly walks back to the main room with shaky blaster at the ready.
Bulkhead
Bulkhead has an intense fear of the Con.
It rivals his fear of Scraplets.
He has completely frozen on the battlefield when hearing The Whistle.
Bulkhead has lost so many of his friends and companions thanks to this Con.
The absolute carnage he has seen after they leave is enough to make him sick in his tanks for days.
He is trying to respond differently to the whistle instead of freezing, its kind of hard to cover for his giant frame or even attempt to move him.
Bulkhead readying his wrecking ball for the reinforcements.
The Whistle is carried through the air like an omen.
āBEEP! Boop bepā (BULKHEAD! Bulkhead where--)"--Bumblebee
Bulkhead snatching Bumblebee up and sprinting to the groundbridge with shaky servos.
Ratchet
Ratchet gets chills down his spine every time someone comms in about the Con being in the area.
He has seen this Con up close before.
Not because he had to patch them up, but because they had purposely gotten close to him.
They didnāt do anything as he froze in fear over the deceased body of a comrade. Just a simple look before walking away and disappearing into the smoke of the battle.
Ratchet absolutely loathes the sound of the whistle. It brings back too many unpleasant feelings that almost make him freeze.
He believes the Con has a soft spot for medics.
That is the only reason why he has stayed alive near them for so long.
He could only wish for that luck to be sent to his team.
Ratchet on the field helping Bumblebee to the groundbridge.
The Whistle is sharp and close.
Ratchet picks up Bumblebee and tries to trek faster to the groundbridge.
Out of the corner of his optic he spots the familiar figure emerging from the smoke. They only look at Ratchet as he throws Bumblebee in and then goes in himself.
Arachnid
Nope.
This is the one Con that Arachnid refuses to mess with.
This Conās even more lethal than she is and 10 times more dangerous.
At this point she half believes that this isnāt a Cybertronain, but an evil primordial being.
She tries to pretend that the whistling doesnāt bother her.
Itās a lie.
But maybe⦠maybe this is just some big shot trying to one up her on her own game.
Two can play that game.
Arachnid walking through the forest stalking an unsuspecting Breakdown and Dreadwing.
Arachnid is about to deliver the fatal blow when something sharp cuts her webs.
Itās a very familiar looking scythe.
Too familiarā¦
āInsubordination and attempt to murder a fellow Decepticon? Oh that simply wonāt do.ā--Buddy
Arachnid looks at Buddyās frightening red optics.
āIāll have your helm mounted on my wall!ā--Arachnid
Arachnid tries to strike at Buddy.
She fails and gets pinned to the ground by the scythe.
āOh, dear Arachnid⦠this is long overdue⦠and Iām going to enjoy this very much.ā--Buddy
A bit later Buddy emerges from the bush scaring Breakdown and Dreadwing.
āWhere did you come from? Not that we arenāt--ā--Breakdown
āIt no longer concerns you Breakdown. The danger is gone now.ā--Buddy
āDanger?ā--Dreadwing
āNo longer exists. Now, lets get back to the Nemesis, shall we?ā--Buddy
Yāknow I find it funny that we all thought Odysseus was gonna cheat on his wife in There Are Other Ways, but he then pulls an āI have a wifeā card on Circe.
And Circe is actually being respectful about it, which is quite ironic since Circe in Greek mythology turned a man into a woodpecker for being faithful to his wife.