Batman for president. Right now. The only chief executive who doesn't need a secret service detail. Play with him if you want to! He from the east side of Gotham. Don't play wit him. š
And Nightwing can be his press secretary!
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not gonna cap, i feel like at some point all of gotham did in fact vote for Bruce Wayne as president. it scared the absolute shit out of him
The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to talk to me, wants to see me, wants to make me a part of their day.
Same
Can someone PLEEAASEE make a connie & ony x readerš©š©š©
Itās still insane how that side of tvdu fandom vilifies Tyler for choosing to get revenge on the man that killed his mother and friends instead of staying with Caroline, all because they needed an excuse to make Klaus look like the better choice for Care. Which is insane because he has physically harmed Caroline and almost killed her, yet somehow him doing that isnāt terrible as Tyler growling at Caroline bc she slept with the man who tortured him and again, has killed his motherā¦
āTyler slut shamed herā⦠when all he stated was that she slept with Klaus. Even in show, they have Stefan punching him and acting as if he said something egregious [Them completely forgetting all the times they have Caroline call other female characters sluts or insinuate it, but ofc the writers and fandom have selective memory when it comes to certain characters] when Tyler had the right to be upset over his girlfriend sleeping with the man who destroyed his life.
This is the same side that calls Bonnie a terrible friend because she didnāt immediately warm up to Caroline being a vampire. Even though Caroline had literally killed an innocent personāEven though Bonnie made her a daylight ring not too long after. But this is the TVD fandom weāre talking about, so of course black and poc characterās feelings are not an importance to them. Itās interesting how they are so quick to infantilize and baby white characters, yet the black/poc chars are supposed to easily move on from their trauma, deal with it, and prioritize their white counterparts over themselves.
God works hard but Lil Nas X works harder
two men who just wanted to please you, ( and each other). two men who was at your beck and call, two men who loved to you make you cum.
onyankopon and connie.
āspread them a little bit more maāmaā you were dizzy, so incredibly dizzy. your cunt was sensitive, connie avid sucking on your clit then releasing it was a strong pop; all to turn around and fuck his tounge into your slimy wet hole. his eyes were glassy staring up at you, you couldnāt hunch your cunt into his face and that made him sad, but donāt worry; ony saved the day! he could see his two lovers were too in their heads to do anything, so grabbing connieās neck he moved his face in your pussy.
he saw how his tounge licked and sucked at any crevice, nose bumping against your red clit while your jucies got all over his face. the vibration from his moans and incoherent banter sent shock waves thorougout your body. ān-noāmore!ā you whined, pussy clenching and unclenching, more essence falling out of you for connie to slurp up like a brainless man. he couldnāt hear what you were saying, just loving the feeling of gulping down your flavors, his tounge heavily satisfied. as for ony, he made you a deal. āone more baby, then iāll move him. just give him one more,ā you were greatful how his voice set that one last orgasm off. or maybe it was the good grills, or how connie rocked his cock in the silk bedsheet your cum practically making him feral.
āo-ohgoddddā your body shaking like a leaf in autumn, nails digging into the soft fabric ripping though it, while you saw stars. connie continued to eat at you; lick and suck, even a small grazing of his teeth until he was pulled back, a harsh whine leaving his lips while you let out shaky breaths closing your legs to stop the ache. your two boyfriends now stood in front of you, connie pressed against onyankoponās back while he slowly pulled down his sweats to let his cock shoot out, standing tall and red, tip leaking so much cum. ony kissed connieās neck licking over the hickies that you had left previously.
his hands slowly wrapped around the other man, gold rings causing him shiver, due to the coolness they brought to his hot body- then how tight his hand was around his cock. āsheās so pretty, yea?ā ony whispered his words, slowly working his hand on the manās cock, he could feel connie start to rock into him, staring at you like you were a meal. eyes low while his lip was between his teeth. āi said yeaā ony repeated himself, more stern.
āy-yes fuck! g-gonna give her mābabyā connieās eyes shut momentarily, pre cum falling down making a mess on his loves hand, his abs flexing at how close he was. he could hear ony say more things but he was too gone to understand. his ears were ringing, your taste on his tounge making him repeatedly swallow to just taste it one more time. the vision of how pretty you looked while he ate you flashing in his hazed state. then - visions of ony making you take his full length while you cried how it was too much. before he knew it, connieās head fell forward, āahāsā passing his lips while his cum shot out all over you. āfuckā onyankopon laughed to himself at the mess his boyfriend had just made but also how your scooped some up and ate it moaning around your finger.
Iām saying, please feed us Andre fics please
trying to find an Andre fic is so hard. Bc why is every is everything about jordan and why is anything anout him in Andres tagšš
You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
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