Xisuma Go Speeeeeeen

bdubs decked out is so anxiety inducing because lik e. hes running into the dungeon with the confidence of someone who has played the game a thousand times ego as high as a skyscraper balls made of titanium but you actually watch the run hes like iii am the king i am the king laadadada [spots ravager] AHHHHHHHH OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR. he sucks shit i love him

Uncle tech

decepticons & memes...

our favorite edgelord megatron doesn't understand them whatsoever. he finds the whole idea both confusing and a waste of time. i feel like IF he ever found one funny, it would be one of those facebook soccer mom memes...

starscream couldn't care less. he would rather spend his time doing something more productive, but he might end up finding one funny if it's one that he properly understands.

i personally believe that soundwave has seen quite a few of Earth's memes during his intel gathering. he has a folder of ones he finds funny saved, and will occasionally reference them.

knockout is sometimes confused by them, but not entirely against the idea. it's a bit of a guilty pleasure actually; he wouldn't ever tell anyone he likes them, but still enjoys any he comes across.

poor breakdown can't even pronounce the word meme. he's just stuck confused while knockout tries to explain the concept to him (and fails).

i don't think dreadwing would ever laugh at or understand a meme. he would probably just give you an odd stare and then walk away tbh.

shockwave,, i'm not actually sure what he would do. probably be similar to dreadwing- confusion and/or aloofness. i'm having a lot of confusion about his character rn so bare with me. </3

tysm for reading, make sure to eat and drink enough today!

hermit eyes pt. 3

maybe in another universe

etho is this week's phase winner! "I would like to thank Bdoubleo's mother."

bringing this back because i for one think it is hilarious

10 bucks says he makes a "boomer karen" skin for next episode lol

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