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i think my favorite xisuma clip ever would be the one where false asks him, “Xisuma have you played bedwars?” and he says in the most dejected, sad voice i’ve ever heard,
“…i made bedwars”
My fav derp Xisuma
Congratulations
Can you just tell that I miss them?
Man's shaking for real after those decked out runs
💛 Candle Queen - Last Life Anniversary Short Animation 💚
Happy late last life anniversary >:D
finally did a proper watcher!mumbo design 👁️🗨️
a compilation of tango absolutely losing it, ft. zedaph and his shenanigans. enjoy!
song: can can - offenbach
Do you remember?
Ok but like what if Mic and Aizawa cuddled and Aizawa just wouldn’t stop talking about different cat breeds and how they are all special.
SHOUTA AIZAWA WAS A GRUMPY DUDE. Be it his resting neutral face or his introverted nature that made him appear in such a manner, the man was just always grumpy-looking. The longer he went on teaching 1A, the more each of them began picking up on it. When they started to really pay attention to him, they marveled at the fact that one can keep the same face for so long.
During the early school hours, they could never see anything else. He always wore the same monotone expression or was just straight-up gloomy.
The main theory was that he simply wasn't a morning person. Everyone and their mothers knew that Aizawa almost never slept; some started to speculate it was some weird quirk that was assigned with the Erasure.
Case in point, his expression never changed. They got so caught up in their conspiracies that some of them were just downright outlandish- though it didn't stop them from creating a pool so they could place their best bets.
It went from a 'maybe he didn't like being around kids so he was always pissed' from Mina down to the possibility of him being an android that was only programmed with one emotion- which was whatever expression was always permeating his face- from Kaminari.
As the school year flew by faster than they had anticipated, they agreed that they would never be subjected to such a sight and that witnessing a comet was probably less rare than this.
And it was like they had almost literally jinxed it.
The following school day, for the very first time since they all started school, Aizawa was actually the first one in the classroom. They had been accustomed to waiting a few minutes every day because he was always late to class and it just didn't start until he felt like showing up to teach them.
Apparently, every one of them noticed because as they filed into the room and sat at their desks, none of them said a single syllable. The sound of their shoes clicking and tapping against the floors was the only sound. One by one, they quickly and quietly sat down; not a single one had the gall to say anything.
Though he wasn't paying attention since whatever was on his phone was more interesting than the fear that was being instilled in them just because he showed up on time. "Just do whatever. Don't be too loud."
And there it was! Mina nailed the bottom of her shoe into Kaminari's calf the second Aizawa turned his eyes away, "Ow! The heck-" She sternly motioned her head toward the front to witness him ever so subtly turning up a smile and looking at his phone.
Just like a line of dominoes standing perfectly, one gets tipped and it's a constant chain reaction. Kaminari gasps before turning around and shoving Kirishima's face off his desk. Kirishima in turn reaches across to slap the back of his palm onto Sero's bicep. And even though Bakugo says up and down he "didn’t care." Sero swiftly crouches down to stretch over and push his shoulder.
Considering they were absolutely not subtle, the rest of their classmates gazed at the interaction between the group of friends before and they all followed suit. It dawned on a few of them that there were probably better things to do, but this was probably going to be the most interesting thing for them for the rest of the year.
He commented on having to go to Mic's room for something, never tearing his eyes from his phone while stalking into the hall and the room erupted into a fit of noise- some confusion and some just pure excitement.
In the midst of the chaos and flurry of kids standing up from their chairs, Jirou lit up like a cartoon light bulb and swung over Kaminari and Mina's legs to get to the wall to try listening in. She knew it was at least morally gray but there was an itching feeling of needing to know building up in the back of her head like a tub filling with water.
“A lot of them have been giving me weird looks lately. You know what the hell’s going on with them?”
“Who knows Sho! Maybe they found out.” He never looked so smug in his life.
“Yes because I’m so sure they know I’m married, Yamada.”
“Oh my gosh.” In succession, three little words got a room full of jittery and rambunctious students calm into a cluster of whispers before quickly dying out. “He’s married!” She all but whispers. If they weren’t loud before, they sure were now.
A heavy, squiggly exclamation point and mark hung from the ceiling whilst they all clamored over one another to rush back to their seating arrangements before Aizawa could saunter back into the room likely due to the deafening noise of themselves.
They knew; their catlike curiosity had been satiated and in those few short minutes, they defied “curiosity killed the cat.” Because maybe it didn’t always kill the cat, maybe the cat's curiosity had greatly been put at ease, all 20 of them.
It was like watching them in a pressure cooker, one of them was bound to crack; breaking under the closing weight of that sated curiosity, so maybe curiously did in fact kill the cat. The silence was eerie and the tension was rapidly increasing until it was all that filled the air.
Much to their delight, they carried on about their day without any of them spilling their guts or (weirdly) without any questions from Aizawa about their behavior.
Neither he nor his class spoke a word for the duration of the school day and when it was time for them to leave and retreat to the comfort of their rooms, they collectively let out a sigh of relief they were all holding in.
He lets out a dreadful sigh before sluggishly crawling into the bed next to you, "They freakin’ know."
The giggle you let out made him wipe off the grin that littered his face before turning his face toward you. "And why do you think so?"
"I went out in the hallway and Yamada let it slip that I was married. Jirou must've been listening ‘cause they got really loud and I heard a lot of shuffling before I walked back in."
"That could’ve meant anything Sho'."
"Yeah, but they were all silent for the rest of the day. That doesn't just happen, not with them. And some of them were also being weird for like a month until they stopped like two months ago until it started again today."
You lifted the lower half of your body up from the mattress to sit above him and pull his head into your lap to comb his hair back with your fingers. "If it started again today then you were probably smiling at your phone when we were talking."
He scoffed, "I do not smile."
"Oh, you freakin' liar you definitely do. Ask Yamada, he has videos of it."
"You know, sometimes I think I shouldn't have gotten married to you." He’s clearly kidding.
"Oh, you're so overdramatic, Sho'. You'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen?"
"They're gonna bombard me with questions until they get answers."
You gasped dramatically and threw your right hand over your heart, "Oh no! How dare they ask questions about their teacher. Monsters I say!"
“Oh whatever." He rolled over onto his back and hid his face in his arms.
And you swore you could almost see the faintest of grins.
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Aizawa and his goofy ass smile >>>
Such a funny guy
don’t be fooled by the sweet smile and cute demeanor, she can and WILL kick ur ass
Tango: We got a little procrastination going on here?
Doc: Well I have two more embers to go, but -- I wanna, you know, I wanna go in the morning when I'm rested well and such
Cleo: [cackling]
Tango: Every bit helps, yeah
[...]
Doc: I might've drunk half a bottle of wine at the moment--
[Laughter from all the hermits in the lobby]
Cleo: Only half?! Lightweight!
Doc, defensively: I had to share!!
God I love these idiots.
that moment yesterday when tango gave bdubs a refund for the bugged runs and everyone else was extremely subtly listening in
cleo and gem being cute ft. etho just saying stuff
Long time no Hermits! I offer- 🤲
bdubs decked out is so anxiety inducing because lik e. hes running into the dungeon with the confidence of someone who has played the game a thousand times ego as high as a skyscraper balls made of titanium but you actually watch the run hes like iii am the king i am the king laadadada [spots ravager] AHHHHHHHH OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR. he sucks shit i love him
[Image ID: A digital illustration of fanart of Docm77 from Hermitcraft over a white background. He is shown from the shoulders up, looking over his shoulder with a bewildered and upset expression. On the upper right is a speech bubble by Rendog that reads "We have to produce eggs together?", a quote from Rendog's video. Doc's response in a speech bubble is only ellipses. End ID]
Updated Hermit lineup ! (the full image was too big for Tumblr :( )
docm77 killcam
Local goat forced to touch grass
世界で一番おGOATさま
i got lured to draw this...not my fault......
Obsessed with the fact that the hermits were told they could customize their cubbies and Grian, Zedaph, and Bdubs all immediately went "....what if cubby is me?"
Love that for them
(I haven't seen everyone's decked out episodes so if someone else did this too feel free to add them)
Also all these hour-ish long Decked Out episodes are such good sources of serotonin, thanks Hermits, thanks Tango lol
Doccy unknowingly joining their dad’s virtual prank war on the opposition’s side is so funny
Local goat forced to touch grass
I don’t think They can get away with this
one of my favourite bits from this stream ever
context: skizz was supposed to draw aqualung for the guessing game but he failed miserably /lh
the vod