Lovebirds
The irreversible brain chemicals alteration they did to 13yo me is indescribable.
mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
bi person: i headcanon this character as bi
y'all: ok
bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they’re both bi
y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren’t straight
bi person:
@rudurudu
HELP??a?@??
You can block someone over literally anything.
I have the tag La Croix blocked because that drink is weird and I hate it.
This is MY online experience, and I get to choose what I see or don’t see.
I don’t know when we started associating Blocking with malicious intent, but it’s not. Blocking someone just means you don’t want to consume the content they’re making. It’s just a way to make sure you don’t see their content. You can block someone for any reason anytime. You don’t owe anyone an explanation or reason. Block someone because their vibes seem off to you, block someone because they post about pancakes and you don’t like pancakes.
Blocking is just a format used to modify and improve your online experience.
You know a piece of media is special when it's in your top 5 but you wouldn't recommend it to a single other person
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