It’s December 1 Where’s The Christmas Tail Kitten Bring Him To Me

Miss Midnights design for my 1960s AU :> I aged her (and present mic and Aizawa) up since I wanted them to feel more veteran to the hero scene, I feel like early 30s is just too young

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

HAMMON TREES GRILLED CHEESE BABY!!

there’s this little swanky joint out of Fayetteville that has life changing sandwiches- like the best grilled cheese I’ve ever tasted. .

but I live 2+ hours away so I don’t get it very often.

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

First half of Season 2 is so under appreciated for having the funniest fucking group of characters

Christa - Secretly Historia Reiss, royal-blooded bastard child of the King of the Walls, and only remaining heir to the throne of Paradis

Ymir - Secretly the Jaw Titan, a girl out of time who comes from Marley 60 years in the past, preserved for decades in Pure Titan form

Reiner - Secretly the Armored Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Bertholdt - Secretly the Colossal Titan, a soldier from Marley sent on a mission to act as a double agent and recover the Coordinate, who also orchestrated the Fall of Shiganshina

Connie - Bald

so a lot of y’all ain’t got a clue in hell what a stock show is.

So those of you who have no clue what a stock show is-

it’s where kids ages 5-21 get animals through two programs ( 4H or FFA) and we get them at varying times in the year to raise them to market weight for show.

We train our animals for something called showmanship, which is basically the art of looking good. Goats use halters, Cattle use halters and these long ass canes to scratch their bellies, Pigs use special whip, and sheep people just use halters and occasionally their hands??

( I’m not a sheep person, I ain’t got a fucking clue)

but our main thing that we’re graded on there is our performance: keeping eye contact with the judge, keeping our animal moving, and showing off all angles of our livestock to the judge.

then we have the market/breeding class

in that, we are not judged, but our animals are. they are ranked on their more desirable traits and are placed from 1st, to about 10th, everyone else from that class is dismissed. From that, the top three are weighed and the top two are brought back for the grand drive of that breed. the grand drive picks the ultimate winner of the breed or the entire part of that show.

if you win either of these categories, you win a butt load of money from sponsors, you win belt buckles, a banner, and get a back drop picture with your livestock and your family!

I hope that clears everything up!!! Don’t be scared to comment questions!!

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

Amen to that little dude

mother's day (2025) 🐍

in celebration of mother's day i figured that i could share this drawing i made for the 🐍 AU