Im Not Like "born In The Wrong Generation" Per Se I Think I Was Just Too Busy Getting Yelled At And Being

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Poisoned Apples 1.0 Release

Well here it is, my first published ttrpg, I plan on making the document prettier and more organized with illustrations but as it'll be in a game jam bundle I wanted it out in a playable state in a timely manner. I hope all of you fucked in the head girlies who dont leave their houses enjoy it, I made it for you, I made it for me, I made it for every magical girl that probably should've gotten more therapy and head. Good luck.

katys in the hospidal cause she leaned in to kiss me and i got so so nervous i pull ed her tongue out of her mout and started playing it like a guitar

Why does an undertaker make a good gossip?

They really know get the dirt on someone!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

ah. to be a mouse mom eating a pie where the filling is a cheese wheel

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"

used my spotify moneys to buy a single grain of rice!!! lammys eatin good today!!!