🛍️THE DOCTOR IS IN‼️

headcanon: this is what Blush is painting in-universe during her battle

match the colors

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

my millsberry pets have probably been repossessed now that it's been eighteen years since i bought them food with my cinnamon toast crunch pachinko money

Happy Yam Ween to those who celebrate!

you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.

anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?

I heard some schools in the eastern US are closing today.

I guess the kids' education has been...

eclipsed by other concerns! 🥁

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month