You Know How If A Human Kisses A Frog It Will Turn Into A Human? It's The Opposite For Mice. Mouse Saliva

you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.

You Know How If A Human Kisses A Frog It Will Turn Into A Human? It's The Opposite For Mice. Mouse Saliva

anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?

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I’m getting fed up with this whole “feminism as an identity” thing. Time for “feminism as an action.”

So instead of asking “can a feminist do x?” ask “is doing x a feminist action!”

Can a feminist take her husband’s last name? Mu. Null. Question un-valid, please un-ask question.

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Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.

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