The Thing Is, If Your Younger Self Was A Bigot Or An Abuser, U Can't Make People Forgive You. But You

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transition milestone: marked increase in the number of jars i can't open

fuck ufc, this was the match of the century

my toxic trait is that I think those uwu trans girl memes that 19 year olds on reddit make are pretty funny

this is comedy gold to me

found out that the original "grandma got run over by a reindeer" song occasionally dips out of its goofy premise to get weirdly grim and real. hearing the second verse with no santa references that's all about the family dealing with the aftermath of her death ("it's not christmas without grandma") and thinking about my own fears of losing my loved ones and being too embarrassed to explain to my concerned friends why i ran out of the room in tears in the middle of a holiday party

It is the 31st anniversary of the original Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode where Robotnik says “PINGAS”

Happy pingaversary

i like walking toward a glass door or tall window and watching my hips in the reflection 💖

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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do you think anyone ever had their sexual awakening from the scallions from veggietales and now they really want someone to use them as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on and tie them up and beat them up and throw them out of babylon

"I can be myself when I'm with you" is a top tier compliment