Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

plantgirl porno where they just whip it out and wait for bees to show up

Twighlight: Rainbow dash did you seriously post "me after fapping my boner" in the castle group chat?

Dash: Oh dang I meant to send that to the friends group chat but like, aren't all the same people in the castle group chat?

Twighlight: first of all the rules of the friend group chat clearly state that memes go in the meme channel. secondly... CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE IN THE CASTLE GROUPCHAT.

princess celestia in the group chat: 🤣🤣🤣

princess luna:

"Successful associates enjoy and thrive in developing solutions in machine learning, artificial intelligence, simulation, optimization, forecasting, data mining, statistics, deep learning, buzzword, buzzword, etc."

--an actual Kroger job listing

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

I overlooked the poll at first and thought this was about the Hellhorde torturing Apothecary Diaries Maomao by offering to let her make drugs (she would confess so fast)

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.

i jist accidentaly dranknmy guitar