"meowp"

I adore meeting plural systems who have fictives. Like mew are telling me mew got LORE? that's so fucking dope

Malevolent Foods

MtG Guilds

I like to imagine that Senshi isn't acting that different as an Elf, its just coming across different bevause of his looks.

I like to imagine this is how other Dwarves see him, a delicate pretty boy. It's just other races can't read Dwarf body language that well.

Then he's an elf and suddenly they see his mannerisms in a different light, but he's always been this way. They just didn't have Dwarf Goggles.

Like how other Half Foots instantly clock middle aged Chilchuck but everyone else thinks uwu baby

it's fun to see a little kid, at the age where they can recognize a question is being asked but not quite parse out its contents, watching mickey mouse clubhouse and very confidently giving mickey incorrect answers

How do undertakers get paid?

In crypt-o-currency!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

always remember,

a weed is not a classification of a type of plant,

it only means a plant growing where you dont want it,

but no plant at all, Is a Weed

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now