Ditzys

Link: "Great! I'll grab my stuffie!"

*trying to age regress Link*

sorry link, i don't take credit. come back when you're a little.

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out

After all, continuing further would be a *grave* offense.

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

i think if you're going to love a young boy character who's filled with an inescapable sadness and overperforms masculinity you're really just going to have to accept that some people are going to see those issues and decide estradiol and she/it pronouns are the fix she needs

Happy Yam Ween to those who celebrate!

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

"I can be myself when I'm with you" is a top tier compliment