More favourite numerical memes:
Implicit or implicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)
Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")
Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")
Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")
Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)
The Miggles: A group of threatening men in desaturated turtlenecks sing and dance off rhythm to teach kids important lessons like how to destroy fruit salads (they're gross) and punish their hyperactive friend jeff by placing him in an eternal slumber
Redy: A family of dogs from new zealand constantly berate and abusive each other with no concern for each other's well being or boundaries. very popular with adults who had happy and fulfilling childhoods who wish they were older.
Red's Answers: A man endures psychological torture from a red dog who slowly unravels anything he's known to be true and real, having his mail stolen on a daily basis
Dora the Hermit: A mexican girl sits in her dreary house all day with no friends where her possessions are constantly stolen from her by a fox, everyone only speaks Spanish with as few signs as possible as to what they could be saying.
The Electric Bill: various dry segments misinform children on grammar and spelling with the goal of making them less literate
Eve and Lucifer: A show many people mistake as a parody of Moral Orel, teaching children various life lessons about living in sin and abandoning morals in the name of science
Active City: A mean lazy villain tells everyone to sit on their couches and eat junk food while moving as little as possible, causing the pirate metal band Alestorm to break up.
Normal Wild Animals: A group of animals who cause problems in a small area around an old folks home. Gives all american children that watch it british accents and all british children that watch it american accents.
Salt Pig: A lone beautiful specimen of a real life pig gores the queen of england to death
This Tgirl Tummy Tuesday is also my 3-year estrogen anniversary and I love what it's done to my figure!
What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?
Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.
its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out
linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister
im not like "born in the wrong generation" per se i think i was just too busy getting yelled at and being christian to enjoy shit so now im 23 and watching kingdom hearts lets plays and listening to nightcore and im tryin to start reading warrior cats. I rawr xD because when I was 13 or something I thought I was "mature for my age" and read the bible and newspapers
Help my economic system where critical public infrastructure is dependent on the services of unaccountable private corporations is fucking up again
"i am a mouse, i am eating this cheese"
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