Lucifer, walking towards y/n very fast (too graceful to run): “Angel, darling, my love, my heart- there’s a spider in the room-“
Y/n, confused: “okay.. what do you want me to do?”
Lucifer, now hyperventilating: “KILL IT!? I’m sorry I’m sorry. Kill it, please. Get rid of that thing.”
Y/n, holding back their laughter: “you’re the literal devil.. and you’re scared of a spider?”
Lucifer, about to cry: “JUST KILL IT. YOU CAN BULLY ME LATER.”
This series was inspired by a conversation with my dear friend @v3nusxsky so props to her for inspiring the spider trilogy!
On this blog we are either:
Romantic, horny, or depressed. Hope this helps.
when all three of them are so fine
same Liv!! same
Every early summer the lady organizes a tea party where she invites Miranda and Donna to share the latest news, discuss rumors and, of course, drink tea. But sometimes Madame may even go on to talk about politics.
Usually the ladies socialize in the gazebo near the Dimitrescu family wine garden.
(I initially wanted to make her whip more green or more specifically swamp green, but then quickly changed my mind. In general, there is an opinion that women distinguish more shades of red than men, I wanted to make a reference to this or just link her outfit and chme nimbyh something
Miranda I didn't want to change because she doesn't need a new dress for every event or dinner party like Alsina, she doesn't care about such little things.
And neither does Donna. She doesn't want to be live at all, but she shows up because she can't reach out to Angie.)
You gyns ever think about how so many men who hate women will straight up admit that their hatred for women originates from some negative experience they had with a girl in like middle school and just lose your mind a bit because you realize that if women generalized how they view/treat men in the same way that men generalize their views/treatment of women there literally wouldn’t be a single woman alive that didn’t posses an intense hatred of men and act accordingly, or is it just me?
I am going to say something that might piss people on this site off, and that is that the stabbing at a Taylor Swift themed event in Southport does not exist in a vacuum.
It exists in a world where a joke about bringing a nail gun to the Eras tour to shoot fans gets 400k likes on TikTok, or where a reel about crashing a plane full of Swifties gets 200k likes on Instagram. It exists in a world where, on this very website, the one that promotes itself as rational and reasonable, someone says that "Taylor Swift and her fans should all die violent horrible deaths" and people applauded it. It exists in a world where, during TTPD release week men were in Swifties' comment sections declaring they would beat their daughters and girlfriends if they ever so much as listened to one of her albums. And it exists in a world where this week, fans of a TV show (which I will not name because that is not the point) sent death threats to a girl on Twitter for daring to be a fan of both their beloved show and Taylor Swift.
I don't give a fuck what your opinion of Taylor Swift is. I don't care if you think her music is grating, I don't care if you think she is the worst thing to happen to humanity since Eve ate the god damn apple. This is the dark side of stan culture that no-one talks about; where dislike of an artist becomes so obsessive that it becomes normal, even funny, to joke about killing their fans, because "it's just online, it's just a joke". It isn't. It is rarely ever "just online".
And yes I am going to be That Person and say that you can complain about Swift's brand of feminism and debate her position as a feminist icon all day long, at the end of the day, her name is still synonymous with girls. It doesn't take a genius to work out who this event was geared at.
I am not going to sit and claim that by simply not liking Taylor Swift you directly caused this. I would encourage you to step back, look at the bigger picture of stan culture, including obsessive dislike of an artist, and ask yourself how much this culture has enabled this. If making jokes on tiktok about killing someone over a pop star is normalised, how much of a leap is it to attacking kids with a knife at a fan event?
and of course there is the fact that the british media didn't even wait until those kids were buried before using this event to spread their racist, anti-immigrant agenda despite the race of the attacker not being known. all I can say to that is I am sickened and disappointed but not shocked.
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