Every Early Summer The Lady Organizes A Tea Party Where She Invites Miranda And Donna To Share The Latest

this is canon (i say as they drag me into the asylum)

sisters

this is actually my roman empire

Faux sympathy while calling me sweet names😵‍💫

“What’s wrong my sweet angel, is it too much? Oh I know sweetheart, I’m sorry we’re almost done.”

“Shhh baby it’s okay, I know it hurts, but you know I can never resist you when you keep whining like that.”

“You want me to stop darling? I’m sorry you know I can’t do that, you look so cute all fucked out like this.”

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

Tim Burton: Weems had a crush on Gomez

meanwhile:

Glowing Goldfish at Dusk

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