Grumble Grumble…

😍👅mommy Larissa Weems 😍👅

indulgence

cmm <3

I don't think she can see anything, Angie (another post from twitter)

I firmly believe in mermaids with their tits out. No shell tops, no scaly tops. Bare chested, maybe some fun little accessories like necklaces or something but let them be topless. They live in the sea you think they’ll have clothes? They’re fish people, they don’t follow human ideals. Let the fish girls have their titties out!!

Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.

Mean switch x mean switch, my beloveds

"No no no it's too much" x "If I could take it, so will you."

"You're just a needy little sub, that's all" x "Oh yeah?"

*catches their breath and smiles* "My turn" x "Oh no"

"I can't wait to ruin you like you just ruined me"

"I'm better at that than you are" x "Get on the bed and let's find out, baby"

"Don't dish out what you can't take, sweet thing"

*just tried something new for the first time* "Fuck please do that to me too, please" x *2 minutes after being fucked into oblivion* "Beg for it"

"Please get us some water" x "I can't walk either"

"Please I'm begging you" x "Where's Mommy now, hm?"

"You can fuck me better than that" x "Shut the fuck up."

"I need to use you tonight" x "I'll be whatever you need me to be"

"Brat" x "Says you."

"There we go, good job baby. You look so good on your knees for me." *2 hours later* "Please don't stop please don't stop please please please"

Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.

Year of the 🐲🐉!

No to be a slut but i need a middle aged woman to tell me they’re proud of me and that I’m doing good and kiss my forehead

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

Mini A/O headcanon:

SVU Season 4 Olivia and Alex were totally sleeping together.

Like hot, lustful sex after work. All that frustration built up throughout the work day has to get released some way ;)

Like they wait until they're alone then just devour each other as soon as the door closes.