A Sneak Peak Of Chapter 1 From "COLD"

uh - Donna honey? do we need to have a talk?

Y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Karl:Bold of you to assume I have money.

Donna:Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Alcina:Bold of you to assume I can die.

Moreau:wait,what were we doing???

Tim Burton: Weems had a crush on Gomez

meanwhile:

peak philosophy in ao3 tags

Donna kisses

Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?

No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.

Grey’s Anatomy S21E13 (2025)

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

Lady Dimitrescu: WHO DRANK MY WINE?!

Lady Dimitrescu: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Y/N: I did?

Lady Dimitrescu: ...Kiss you and bring some more. You haven't been eating anything today, Y/N. Tell me if you want me to bring you something to eat. *walks away*

Y/N:

Y/N: She's gone, Dani.

Daniela, coming out of the closet with an empty wine bottle: Thank you!