I Find It Funny That People Who Live In The Lower 48 Are All Like “bald Eagles Are So Majestic And

I decided to show my little brother the How to Train your Dragon trilogy and just

Me after the first movie: fun cool dragon movie, just how I remember it, nice

Me after the second movie: *crying* fuck

Me after the third movie: *still crying* FUCK

Hell Fuckin Yes

as an aromantic i’m pretty neutral about valentines day, but i am a SLUT for February 15th, Day of the Candy Discounts

My little brother (2 years old) really likes brushing his teeth cause he gets to play with the water in the sink

On the one hand, it means we don’t have to worry about his personal hygiene in that area

On the other hand, it means at about 8:40 every day he goes and stands outside the bathroom door chanting “teeth, teeth, teeth!” Over and over again

something about the final climax of thunderbolts not being this huge, explosive battle where the villain is irredeemable and the heroes summon the power of the galaxies to stop them-

but how the final climax was quiet. the darkest shadow, a void falling over new york. it wasn't loud, there wasn't any screaming. it descended upon the city and the people didn't have a chance to react before it swallowed them whole.

how the team's battle was internal, inside their own minds, instead of a huge punchy shoot-off. (especially with this group's skill set, it was unexpected) how they all fought through the shame and guilt and their worst nightmares only to embrace each other anyway. the villain fighting against himself only to realize he is allowed to be loved, despite it all.

how they are all fucked up and have done terrible things but saved the city by holding each other tightly, so tightly that bob realizes the void isn't all he is, and light always comes again.

this movie had so much heart, it made me feel something for a team again, we are so back.

When your dad finally catches your sibling in the act of being an ass and when he’s scolding them he says all the things you’ve thought privately and never said cause you’re bad at confrontation

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

My mom, at the store: *wearing a mask*

Some asshole old dude: *sarcastically* does that mask make you feel safer?

Mom: *in English* oh I don’t speak English.

Asshole: ...you... don’t speak English?

Mom: *still in English* Nope! Not even a little.

Asshole: ...

Mom: *proceeds to ignore all his attempts to argue, then speaks to the cashier in English right in front of him*

God I love my mom so fucking much

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to throw in enough exposition to give them context if they’re still listening