Are Pinky And The Brain Still Trying To Take Over The World? Because At This Point, I'm Willing To Hear

In light of no way home, I’ve made a shitty alignment chart

Here’s a blank one but if anyone with actual skills wants to remake it go right ahead

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

“Hey you want some weed?” Nah man just insinuate in a conversation that you think of me when I’m not around and I’ll ride that high for the next six days minimum

Throwback to the 2016 election when I fell asleep before results came in and upon waking up the next morning, blearily asked who won, blissfully unaware that everything was about to go to shit

I loved Thunderbolts*, that moment when you have to defeat god with a knife and a gun

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

My older brother just told me that, basically, since I decided to not work 60 hour weeks on a less-than-minimum-wage-by-a-lot salary, I do Nothing and am Nobody so fuck him and his fucking “I’m working so hard all the time, I need you to make me food and do my chores and give me a pass on my dickishness” bullshit

Everybody in this house is stressed, bitch, dads got a new job that getting COVID could wreck for him, moms sacrificed all her time to an out of the house business making and selling Montessori style works for kids, and my classes, two of which I’m taking at the local college as my first ever college classes, are all behind because of a godamn schedule mishap. None of us are dicks to each other for no reason.

Apologies for the rant, it’s 10:00 at night and I’m bitter and angry and stressed the fuck out

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

Playing Among Us with my brother is so fucking funny because he omits the truth and embelleshes things in discussions to make himself seem less sus but only when he really is a crewmate? And then he gets caught in the lie and of course we throw him out and he’s innocent every time? And he just Doesn’t Do That as the imposter so whenever he’s not acting suspicious we’re just like ‘should we vote him out or is he just getting better at being a not-sus crewmate’ and it’s hysterical