Forget About Torturing Your Blorbos, Putting Them Through The Ringer. I'm Putting My Blorbo In Perfectly

“Peanut-butter filled preztal nuggets.

-gencko

You know what? I can easily win a match against the toughest of killers. You legion mains? Fucking tryhards, assholes the lot of you. And I despise you with every fiber of my depressed being.

And if there are nice legion mains out there who don’t try and compensate for their tiny dicks. Hi (: it’s a pleasure to play the same game as you and I hope you win

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

Y’all I think I’ve had enough Tik Tok for tonight

update:I made it so y’all can see it too😔

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Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

Fashion framing!! Take a wild guess which is my main lol

Oh no

So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”

Link down below to article.

But the article was just

“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”

Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?

Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.

Funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever witnessed on an open crew for sea of thieves is 4 brigs and 2 galleons taking on A SINGLE skeleton sloop and losing

Have you ever had someone say to you with absolute certainty that you could get AIDS from having dirt under your fingernails

destiny 2 is great but I have the word “girl” in my username and people will follow me and is that a normal accurance??? Like does that happen with the rest of y’all??? Or is it just me

Also 1. I regret putting girl in my username 2. Yes I am unfortunately a female 3. I am too attached to the name and don’t know what else my username would be

Everyone describing Obi-Wan Kenobi: A talented Jedi master

Anakin: A cheeky bastard