Latest Posts by fishyfiasco - Page 5

my one friend is 99.9% convinced I’m a lesbian and I have no plan on correcting her

in her defense I’ve never expressed any romantic or crushes on anyone, real and fictional

anime boys look like babies that are just taller, there is no appeal and all the boys I’ve met are literally just copy and paste

I saw so you need too as well

“I’m trying to repair the generator but the clap of my dummy thicc cheeks keeps alerting the Demogorgan”

“oh boy i dropped my med kit, I sure hope Ghostface doesn’t look at my fat ass”

-my sister who doesn’t even play

wait is this camping?

like when I hook someone I stay near them, but like, I treat it like they have kindred. I stay out of range like I go to gens near it but I stay close enough where I can still down the person or the previously hooked person.

like is that considered camping? I can understand it’s be annoying in the survivors POV but like-

asking dbd legion mains

what would be a good example of when to use feral frenzie? or just tips regarding playing legion?

I’m asking this as a previous clown main who suffered a small cool down with their special ability. I already was told of the tip of using Nurses Calling.

as someone who’s learning to play Legion it’s incredibly funny when they forget I can vault

I just watched a Steve loop a Demogorgan while I did a gen not even 10ft away by myself

I really don’t know...

I messaged someone that I needed one sacrifice for my daily thing and they agreed

so I let them do their gens and run around and stun me, and after they did that the one I spoke to let me hook him.

this is where it gets funny, the Meg that was also there tried to help him and then everyone was trying to stop me so I just let them help him and let them go

like teamwork???

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

Y’all I think I’ve had enough Tik Tok for tonight

update:I made it so y’all can see it too😔

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWP9xxg/

*you camped someone cause they were being an over cocky asshole that wanted to “bully” the killer*

them after they died and sent me a message: you SUCK

me a rank 20 killer: ok like, so do you

them trying to say they’re better: I am a prestige 3 level 50 Nea and a prestige 1 rank 1 Ghostface you suck

me: an-and you lost to me?

all I’m saying is that I would’ve TOTALLY kept the baby demogorgan

like “don’t mind my dog Harold, he’s pretty shy and sometimes gets aggressive. he’s just a mixed breed :)”

And you walk in and see this 7ft tall eldritch abomination that screams at you and tries to kill you

online friend who I’m playing Minecraft with:*on the phone with his gf* WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYSSSS

the three others: YEAHHH LETS GOOOO

me sitting there: ok guess I’m one of the boys

me running towards the hatch: yes yes yes yes I can get there before he closes it

wraith: no

me standing there and pointing at him: you KNOW what you did >:(

wraith hitting me before deciding to let me go: ok you did good

me: hell yeah I did good!!!! you’ve only hooked me once and everyone is dead. ok yeah I’ll open exit now

me: haha thank :)

1: that isn’t gonna work

me: lmao if I twerk at ghost face will he let me live

1&2: no

friend 3 gets downed and the other 2 are hooked

me looking at him coming toward me: haha twerk

ghost face pausing: aight this can work

all 3 of them get sacrificed

ghost face: have hatch :)

me: haha thamk

You know what? I can easily win a match against the toughest of killers. You legion mains? Fucking tryhards, assholes the lot of you. And I despise you with every fiber of my depressed being.

And if there are nice legion mains out there who don’t try and compensate for their tiny dicks. Hi (: it’s a pleasure to play the same game as you and I hope you win

How quick question DBD community?

why the FUCK are y’all so horny

So I started playing Dead by Daylight you know? Fairly new player.

So funny story, all the survivors die and I’m the last one standing. I’ve just given up at this point but decide to try and get one last generator in. (fun fact too: the hag hadn’t hit me all game, and I did 2 generators by myself) So the hag finds me at the generator, and I had heard the heart beat so I get off and start crouching and nodding. Quite literally just begging her to end me. So they get over, stare at me, hit me and start carrying me.

So I’m sitting there wondering why the hag hasn’t put me on the hook yet? they spent like 3 minutes finding the hatch and put me down!!! And I just!! That’s the nicest interaction ive had so far!!!

my ✨piss snowman✨ melted

@galax

My nasty looking ✨piss snowman✨ melted

My nasty looking ✨piss snowman✨ melted

I’m gonna start playing as a titan because I wanna eat crayyonnnsss but apparently warlocks eating crayons isn’t goood

destiny 2 is great but I have the word “girl” in my username and people will follow me and is that a normal accurance??? Like does that happen with the rest of y’all??? Or is it just me

Also 1. I regret putting girl in my username 2. Yes I am unfortunately a female 3. I am too attached to the name and don’t know what else my username would be

I got a new phone and cat

Screw changing the clock

like it was 1:59 five minutes ago and now it’s 1:04 what is this

yo tf is the difference between normal yogurt and Greek yogurt????

me waiting for my writing teachers to realize that the reason I write the same shit every year is because I don’t remember my child hood because of all the trauma that’s been inflicted on me:

IM SORRY YOURE HOW OLD????