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Paints for one(1) hour with little to no stress on body:
Body: h ey, what if you broke that ligament again??
Me: plz no
Body: :))
I don’t understand how people can have the same name for all of their usernames??? I have tiktok, discord, twitch, and Xbox and all my accounts have totally different names that have nothing to do with the other.
Which I admit this can cause confusion.
Have you ever had someone say to you with absolute certainty that you could get AIDS from having dirt under your fingernails
I absolutely sure that the worst thing I’ve said to someone on sea of thieves is “asshole” cause they kept killing me even when I said I wasn’t going to participate the battle and just wanted to cook
I’m legally not allowed to get mad in sea of thieves when I get boarded and killed because my dumb monkey brain can’t and won’t comprehend when someone is one my ship
Like they just pass me and I’m like “Oh hello fellow crew mate!! I thought you were bailing??” And then they hit me and I’m like
My teachers don’t post things at 6:00
True fear is hearing your cat but being unable to see him
Update!
He was stuck in my closet the whole night
-people won’t like me
-they will fear me
-buzz buzz
-needle butt
-buzz buzz
-fren shape!!
-people like me
-chonky
My sister bribed me with $5 cause I saved all my school work for 5th-6th grade and she didn’t want to do her work :/
★I can’t spell★
OH
YOUR STOMACH HURTS?
I WONDER WHY
I REALLY DO
Do I need to bring the wild krats in here???
Should we bring the wild krats into this
I DONT AGEV ONE
You wanna know what’s iconic y’all?