fitzfemme - you got lead poisoning from eating ass?
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1 month ago
(lana Del Rey Voice) Her Pussy Tastes Like Marijuana
(lana Del Rey Voice) Her Pussy Tastes Like Marijuana
(lana Del Rey Voice) Her Pussy Tastes Like Marijuana
(lana Del Rey Voice) Her Pussy Tastes Like Marijuana

(lana del rey voice) her pussy tastes like marijuana


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1 month ago
Happy Tobias Tuesday Everyone! 🥰

Happy Tobias Tuesday everyone! 🥰

1 month ago

still can't get over the first episode of the terror when fitzjames is like "stop being so depressed bestie! just be happy! ^_^" to crozier and then when he doesn't respond IMMEDIATELY turns around to sir john and goes "damn this guy kinda sucks lol" while still on his ship no less. the audacity. the cuntitude. was fumbling old man pussy really that devastating for you.

1 month ago

jarred harris in two of us pls come back home the joplings miss you

Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You
Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You
Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You
Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You
Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You
Jarred Harris In Two Of Us Pls Come Back Home The Joplings Miss You

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1 month ago

the way that francis smiles at jopson & then immediately turns & gives the nastiest look to ned lmao we all know who his favorite is


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1 month ago
If Youve Ever Found Yourself Wondering, How Acidic Is This Liam Garrigan Characters Vagina?? Look No

if youve ever found yourself wondering, how acidic is this liam garrigan characters vagina?? look no further than this helpful chart


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1 month ago

im so excited for the crozier pre and post vaginoplasty playlists


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1 month ago

Me if thinking about sucking on a pair of fat tits was a crime

Me If Thinking About Sucking On A Pair Of Fat Tits Was A Crime

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1 month ago

loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels


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1 month ago

Sometimes I do have desires that disgust me. But I have other problems

1 month ago

ouuu crozier and silna were both burdened with authority/responsibility of command that they did not want and delayed the process as much as was possible but ultimately accepted that responsibility through an act of bodily sacrifice, resulting in self-destruction and shameful exile once the more-than-human burden proved too much for their extremely human capacities!

Ouuu Crozier And Silna Were Both Burdened With Authority/responsibility Of Command That They Did Not
1 month ago

if YOU’RE doing sodomy in the orlop and I’M doing sodomy in the orlop then WHO’S discovering the NORTHWEST PASSAGE!!!!!

1 month ago
Don't Care Who You Are. If I See Any Hint Of Fitzier You're Getting Cropped Out, Brother.

Don't care who you are. If I see any hint of fitzier you're getting cropped out, brother.


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1 month ago

Stupid hobbitses and their STINKING pussieses

1 month ago

modern au t4t fitzier is the most obvious but modern au t4t hickeycrozier is sooo funny. freaky genderqueer 20something trying to be the next Genesis P-Orridge & normal middle aged man who transitioned in the 90s. Hickey is telling Crozier he gives the rest of us trannies hope and getting the same startled reaction


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1 month ago

*about to die right after my first ever meaningful human connection voice* are we brothers francis

she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity


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1 month ago

The Terror's cinematography is absolutely breathtaking.

The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.

So many shots have compositions that look like they could be paintings in a museum exhibit on 19th Century Realism. Obsessed with the purposeful use of blocking to portray the class divide and the mundane but backbreaking labor of sailing.

The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.

Also, I love how, as a historical drama, it leans heavily into the camera language of sci-fi and horror to create this otherworldly and ominous feeling without having to be so on the nose. It's all about the light and framing--everything is stark or slightly offkilter like the glacial landscape slowly killing the characters.

The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.
The Terror's Cinematography Is Absolutely Breathtaking.

Only two episodes in and this show might beat out even Severance when it comes to my favorite visual storytelling of 2025.

1 month ago

she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity


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1 month ago
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange
Magnitude 7 Cuntquake.. Pussyblast So Severe The Shockwaves Melted The Polar Icecaps #climatechange

magnitude 7 cuntquake.. pussyblast so severe the shockwaves melted the polar icecaps #climatechange


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1 month ago
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And
I Deserved To Be Flogged. And By Ordering It, Captain He’s Given Me A Chance To Clean My Record And

I deserved to be flogged. And by ordering it, captain he’s given me a chance to clean my record and start anew.

1 month ago

the thing is hickey really could make himself nonbinary if he wanted to. it would only be like, a 5 hour mind project for him

1 month ago

i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat

1 month ago
Some Fan Posters I've Made Lately
Some Fan Posters I've Made Lately
Some Fan Posters I've Made Lately

Some fan posters I've made lately

1 month ago

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

1 month ago
#coquette #coquette Aesthetic #lana Del Rey #girl Interrupted #female Hysteria #female Manipulator #girlbosss

#coquette #coquette aesthetic #lana del rey #girl interrupted #female hysteria #female manipulator #girlbosss #femcel #ringo starr #the beatles #ringo #manic pixie dream girl #lizzy grant #girlblogger #dark academia #light academia #just girly things #im just a girl #hell is a teenage girl #girlblogging #hyperfeminine #cinnamon girl #divine feminine #feminine rage

1 month ago
Hes The Lieutenants’ Last Resort In A Difficult Boss Battle. Dry Bowser Wont Know What Hit Him

hes the lieutenants’ last resort in a difficult boss battle. dry bowser wont know what hit him

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