Latest Posts by fitzfemme - Page 5
fucking his wound. sorry i mean im fucking his wound. sorry i mean that im fucking his wound. i mean sorry im trying to fuck his wound. i mean fucking his wound i mean im fucking his wound i mean im in his wound fucking it i mean
canonically bisexual solomon tozer and canonically trans jamie fitzjamie. maybe life is worth living yall
i do have to say its very funny to me we didnt get a john franklin playlist. like fuck the guy who this whole thing is named after
you wouldnt last an hour here
In honor of OH MY G*D THEY F*CKING FOUND HIM….?
(reseacrh voice) hmmmm... much to think about here.... academically..
yes hello I'd like to purchase one ☝️ long Island iced tea for the beautiful scurvy-ridden princess at the other end of the bar please. she looks like she needs it.
super graphic ultra modern fitzgirl if u even care
cannibalism is fine actually not bc of morality or wtvr but bc I too would nibble on james fitzjames's jaw if presented with the golden opportunity
Daily affirmations
I am sexy
I am beautiful
I am powerful
My hair still looks cute
My skin is its normal colour
My gums feel fine
I am still capable of pulling the sledge
I have the usual amount of teeth
The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now
The captain still thinks I'm pretty
We will find a lemon soon
the 12 other sailors at archaeological site nglj-2 after james fitzjames died sometime between may and june 1848. or something
The Terror // White Winter Hymnal
JFJ DRESS SMOKING PIC I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE
eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing
the character
what being sent one email will do to a woman..
I feel that Hickey would have thrived as a member of the beach boys
St Sebastian and James Fitzjames
Sorry but I have watched this guy checking his bullet wounds an unhealthy number of times now...
lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame
sorry it really is so fucked up that one of the best preserved artifacts from the cannibalism expedition is a preserved slab of corn beef from the botulism lead poison canned food. i cant believe we have that
i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion
now THIS is the content I come to the killing and eating people show for
Positive affirmations
- I'm still good meat
- I'm perfectly good meat
- I taste fine
daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage