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1 month ago
Error? More Like Terror Am I Right. Why Does Tuunbaq.virus Have Access To My IP Address

error? more like terror am I right. why does tuunbaq.virus have access to my IP address


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1 month ago
Rewatched The Princess Bride Today

rewatched the princess bride today

Rewatched The Princess Bride Today

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1 month ago

number one funniest bit in amc the terror is when hickey is aggressively singing the british national anthem into the arctic abyss to try and summon the local magic polar bear while everyone around him is throwing up and dying from goodsir's poisoned ass meat

1 month ago

“These words are not mine they’re Sir John’s… his last” actually his last words were “EREBUS!!!!” and “eerrhwaahhhggggg” but go off I guess

1 month ago

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

1 month ago
I Hadn’t Really Clocked How Beautiful He Was Until There Were Tears In His Eyes… Francis Is A Better

I hadn’t really clocked how beautiful he was until there were tears in his eyes… Francis is a better man than me


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1 month ago

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

1 month ago

in the Canadian Arctic straight up “not finding it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. The nornthwest pessage

1 month ago
Lady Silence
Lady Silence

Lady Silence

(and yes I redesigned Tuunbaq because I didn't much care for its show design)

some bear insides progress shots under the cut

Lady Silence
Lady Silence
Lady Silence
1 month ago

fuck u *femmes your butch lesbian*

Fuck U *femmes Your Butch Lesbian*

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1 month ago

the guardian angel watching over me lives in a constant state of both deep fear and crushing arousal

The Guardian Angel Watching Over Me Lives In A Constant State Of Both Deep Fear And Crushing Arousal
Ok Hear Me Out Ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!
Ok Hear Me Out Ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

1 month ago

like if he just had her make-up..

Ok Hear Me Out Ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!
Ok Hear Me Out Ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

1 month ago
Horny Pinterest Search Histories Are In Your Area Please Click To Explore Their North West Passages

horny pinterest search histories are in your area please click to explore their north west passages

Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...
Hey Dont Be Sad Its Ok.. Butch Lesbian Francis Crozier Mb...

hey dont be sad its ok.. butch lesbian francis crozier mb...


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1 month ago
Has This Been Done Yet
Has This Been Done Yet

Has this been done yet

1 month ago

GIBSON THOUGHT HICKEY SEEMED LIKE "A PRETTY SWEET BOYFRIEND"


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1 month ago

the thing about lesbian fitzier is that jfj has to be cunty as fuck and francis has to look the exact same as he does in canon

1 month ago

went to the obgyn today and got an ultrasound 🥰 welcome back HMS Erebus

Went To The Obgyn Today And Got An Ultrasound 🥰 Welcome Back HMS Erebus
1 month ago
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚
Matching PFPs For You And Your Bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚

matching PFPs for you and your bestie!! (˶ • ◡ • ˶) ♡ ✧∘* ✧・゚


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1 month ago
Warm Girl Give Me Strength

warm girl give me strength

1 month ago
The Terror As Silent Hill Quotes
The Terror As Silent Hill Quotes
The Terror As Silent Hill Quotes
The Terror As Silent Hill Quotes
The Terror As Silent Hill Quotes

The Terror as Silent Hill quotes


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1 month ago

I love the tiny “mistakes” they left in The Terror like in episode 7 specifically when James gets his glasses stuck in his hair and when Francis has his hand twisted the wrong way to hold on to James’s and has to flip it around. It makes everything feel so real and human and makes everything that happens after hurt that much more…

I Love The Tiny “mistakes” They Left In The Terror Like In Episode 7 Specifically When James Gets
I Love The Tiny “mistakes” They Left In The Terror Like In Episode 7 Specifically When James Gets
1 month ago
Dave K Please Answer For This
Dave K Please Answer For This
Dave K Please Answer For This

dave k please answer for this

1 month ago
My Sweetheart
My Sweetheart

My sweetheart

1 month ago
Ty Dave I Will Shit The Bed Tonight Most Immediately
Ty Dave I Will Shit The Bed Tonight Most Immediately

Ty Dave I will shit the bed tonight most immediately

1 month ago

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

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