They're Singing Wonderwall

After the Quest

prints

I've come to realise that having motivation issues (linked to executive dysfuction) is like owning a car that doesn't have a starter motor. You have to physically get out and push the fucking thing to get it to go.

Meanwhile everyone else's cars start fine with the turn of a key or press of a button.

You wanna do the thing and go to the place like everyone else but it takes such a monumental effort to start the car each time that a lot of the time it's easier to bail on the thing and not do it.

Some people are lucky to have someone who can help them push the car and get it to start, and this makes it easier, and you don't have to expend as much energy.

Some of us have developed systems and hacks like the routine of parking the car on a hill so next time we need it to start we have momentum helping us out.

But once the car is started then hey ho you're good to go!

...until it stalls.

We can never install a starter motor for our car and yeah the clock is broken and there's no sat nav, but it goes faster than everyone elses, it has tons of storage space and a bitchin media and sound system.

So do what you gotta do to get the car rollin', lads, even if you feel stupid doing it. Peel out like a boss with the music cranked up, go to the place and do the thing.

p.s and don't forgor to put fuel in it

p.p.s and check your tyre pressure regularly

Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

Is this anything

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

Cheeseaged Exocolonist Masterpost

For easy reference, I've made a masterpost of Cheeseaged Exocolonist, the run where I play Exocolonist as it was truly meant to be played: as a ten-year scheme to manipulate hearts, minds and time until I have created the perfect world, where I rule with everyone's blessing.

This run will contain so much spoiler content, cheese and psychological horror as to ruin Teenage Exocolonist for everyone. Or make it better. Titles that contain spoilers/triggers are censored on this list, more on request.

Intro

Age 0-9 - Minmax my own early childhood

Age 10 - Neglect my own education for levelling purposes

Age 11 - Ruin Valentine's Day as soon as it is invented by blorboing so hard it becomes existentially horrifying

Age 12 - Announce my intention to rule the world

Age 13 - Forget my dad's love because it's suboptimal

Age 14 - Sol meets her one weakness...

Age 15 - Use my transcendence of time to cheat at cards

Age 16 - Ascend to autistic godhood

Age 16 (Again) - Be so good at the game that I [ruin my own plans] and have to backtrack significantly

Age 17 - Treat people's mental health issues [in a family-unfriendly way]

Age 18 - Use my compassion and mental health literacy to set up a coup and crush my enemies

Age 19 (First Half) - Form a trans lesbian political marriage for the buffs

Age 19 (Finale) - Cement my power...

Epilogue

The lineup of different Wilds from people's AUs!! @limited-hero @minas-linkverse @bonus-links @hazethestrange @ryssbelle @heroesspirit myself!! @linkeduniverse