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4 months ago

Just like a cokey cola...

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4 months ago

Yall ever realize Leia has a long ass name?

She was the princess of Alderaan, she was a general in the Rebel Alliance, she was trained as a Jedi by Luke, Her mom was Queen Amidala, her dad was Anakin Skywalker, she was adopted by Bail Organa, and she married Han Solo.

Princess General Jedi Leia Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo


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5 months ago

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

Okay I'm Locking These In Early I Know What's Gonna Happen I'm Calling It Now
5 months ago

Freddy Kruger if he was a femboy

It's Giving Fake Depressed Gacha Kid
It's Giving Fake Depressed Gacha Kid

It's giving fake depressed gacha kid

These are made of my mama's old socks :3

5 months ago
*19 inches https://t.co/GyOx4dVcvj

— #Venom: The Last Dance (@VenomMovie) December 13, 2024

thank you official movie account

5 months ago

gangdom style

whats the move tonight

5 months ago

I have created a playlist titled "Hoe Scaring Music"

Give me suggestions


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5 months ago

Love that we've gone from "9/11 is the worst American tragedy" to "Lmao 9/11 is a meme" to "honestly the twin towers sucked anyway" in one generation

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

I Feel Like We Don't Appreciate These Days How Much The Twin Towers Sucked, Like, Design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

5 months ago
Personal Rules For Winter ❄
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personal rules for winter ❄

5 months ago

Fair warning, this one's kind of a long one.

Recently my local Walmart put the condoms and sex toys behind a glass case and to access them you need to press the button to call someone over and open the case.

I hate that they did this. It stigmatizes safe sex because no longer is it something that can be done discretely and privately, now if you want to by condoms you have to bring a whole other human being into the process. Some people would rather die than pick out a box of condoms or a sex toy in front of a random stranger.

This is especially bad for minors. Imagine you're a 16 year old who's gonna lose their virginity that night. You're not stupid so you got to your local Wally world to purchase a box of rubbers. You can even use the self checkout! Simple, easy, no one has to see you do it and you don't have to face any judgment. Only to get there and realize in horror that you have to ask someone to open the box so you can get the condoms, and you're to nervous to do it.

Even though there are probably no consequences, still, having to ask an adult, and authority figure, for permission to do something that you know is a major social faux pas is a terrifying thought for a minor. Hell, I'm an adult and even I'd have a hard time doing that.

You see how this is bad? It makes people afraid to make smart decisions and be safe because they might face judgment for it. Making condoms harder to access is not going to make teenagers have less sex, it's going to make them have more unsafe sex.

Same with sex toys. Having a little fun in the bedroom should not be something you need anybody else's approval to do.

Having safe sex should not be stigmatized.

Having good sex should not be stigmatized.

If I were to make a list of things I feel it's ok to steel, condoms would be number three. Right under food and medicine.

Anyway, fuck Walmart for doing that. Condoms should be cheap, easy, and stress free to access for everyone.


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5 months ago

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

6 months ago

I accidentally made a long post, so I shall put it under this cut to keep your FYP or whatever looking demure and cute-core.

This is straight from my heart, by the way. I can't use words very good, and I'm young, so I may not understand everything yet, but I'm trying, y'know?

I like the smell of outside

I love the smell of dirt

of leaves

of flowers, both thriving and dying

of sunshine

of the sea

of animals

even the smell of death is nice in some ways. The way the smells of life and the smell of death swirl and dance in a state of equilibrium is perfect. Exactly as it is supposed to. Both can be overwhelming, but together they make sense.

I love the feeling of outside

I love the feeling of grass on the bottom of my feet and between my toes

of the sun hitting my back, warming my body and spirit

of the fur of an animal, either soft or coarse, smooth or matted

of water rushing past and against me, brushing my legs, surrounding me

of dirt, soft and moist

of the rough bark of a tree older than I

of my aching body after living to the fullest, after using my body for its intended purpose

of the sting from scratches and cuts

of living

I love the sound of outside

I love the sound of the wind rustling the leaves of a tree

of animals chittering and calling and crying

of the waves

even in the quietest places, there is always sound.

I love how nature looks. I love how life is always there, it is always there to comfort you. No matter how hard it is, no matter what malevolent forces surround you, there is always something out there, neither good nor bad, to help. Life can bring you down just as easily that death can lift you up.

I love life, I love everyone and everything that lives, and I wish everyone can love nature how it loves them. Nature isn't against anyone, it's just the way of life. If anyone going through something does happen to see this, I wish you the best, and I am going to tell you to go for a walk. It can be around your neighborhood, in a nature trail, just in some forest, whatever. Don't do it to distract yourself, no no no. I want you to observe. Look, listen, feel, smell, maybe taste (if it's safe). Find something good about life. Find a reason to stay here, find inspiration, find courage, just... don't leave everything behind. No matter how bad it gets, no matter what caused it, don't go. Survival is hard, and you have to persevere. I am not trying to be corny, I am not trying to say something you've probably heard a million times, I am saying that if you can't find a reason to stay where you are now, find a new place to look for good things. Even if you can't physically leave where you are for whatever reason, even then, watch the sky, watch the grass, watch the trees, there's always something.

Oh man I went on a rant. You can reblog if you want, I encourage it. Just listen, one last thing.

...

If you hit rock bottom, there's only way to go (on the Y axis, at least). Even one step up is enough. If the way your path is leading you is bringing you to a worse place, maybe remove the blinders and look around. :]

If you're feeling extra super duper bad, maybe this picture will help

I Accidentally Made A Long Post, So I Shall Put It Under This Cut To Keep Your FYP Or Whatever Looking

Look at him go! I named him Jeremiah Lovelock Jimbloo McSillyman, but you can give him a different name. :3

6 months ago

We need more witches that ride literally anything but brooms, for example: witches that ride skateboards, bikes, motorcycles, welcome matts, wheelchairs, mattresses, etc.

I feel like this is an untapped reservoir of character design.

Or maybe it's not and I'm just stupid, in which case enlighten me please.


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6 months ago

       ⍰  kaomoji elements  ര

                       create ur own kaomoji w/ me !!

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eyes

ˊ ˋ  ◞ ◟   .ܸ .ܸ  • •   › ‹  o̴̶̷᷄ o̴̶̷̥᷅   ≧ ≦

ˇ ˇ  ◜◝    ◡◡⁠  •̀ •́  ^^  ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀   ꈍ ꈍ

⏑ ⏑  ◝ ◜  _ ̫ _  •́ •̀  ⊳⊲  o̴̶̷̤ o̴̶̷̤   ˃̶̤́ ˂̶̤̀

´ `   -᷅ -᷄   .⁠ .⁠   ߹ ߹  ՞ ՞⁠  ಠ ಠ  ᴗ͈ ᴗ͈

mouths

ᵕ  ⤙  ᴖ  Ⱉ   △  ࿁  ꕀ   ‸

༝  ‿  ⌓  ⩊    ⌑   。  ㅁ  ⇀

̫  ֊   ᎔   ᗜ   Д⁠   ³  ᯅ   ˬ          

noses

˶  ᵜ  ᆺ  ˕  ܫ

˔  ᴥ  ɷ   ̷  ꀾ  

ears

ᐢ ᐢ   ᕱ ᕱ  ᕬ ᕬ  ᙏ   ᵔ ᵔ  ᐡ ᐡ  

∩∩  ꪒ ꪒ  ՞ ՞  ⍝ ⍝  ᥥ ᥥ  ᘏᘏ

hands / arms

ก ก  ٩ ۶  ⊃⊂  ᑌ ᑌ  ദ്ദി   ა૮

ฅ ฅ  ੭ ᐣ  っ ς  ੭ ੭  ੭っ  ∩ ∩

brackets

𝇋 𝇌  ૮ ა  ૮₍ ₎ა   ( ິ )ິ  ໒꒰ྀི ྀི꒱७  ૮ ོ ོ𑁬

₍ ₎  ꒰ ꒱ྀི  ૮꒰ ꒱ა  ᧔ ᧓  ᧔ྀི ᧓ྀི  ʕ ྀི ྀིʔ

꒰ ꒱  ଘ꒰ ꒱  ꒰ ੭ ꒱ ᐣ  𓊆 𓊇  ᑦ꒰ྀིྀི ྀྀི꒱ᐣ   ૮꒰ྀི ꒱ྀིა

 

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

How do we know what the milky way looks like? We haven't sent anything out that far to take a picture so how did we figure it out?


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6 months ago
What They Would Look Like With Human Lips

what they would look like with human lips

From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

6 months ago
31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)
31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)
31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)
31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)
31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)

31 Days of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)

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31 Days Of Horror Marathon 2024 ↪ Day 28: The Thing (1982) Dir. John Carpenter (REWATCH)
6 months ago

i love the two genre of mountain goats songs are like “i shot a guy in the face. and id do it again if i had to. that’s what loving you is like” and “i saw a monkey through the window. he waved at me. i didn’t know monkeys knew how to do that”

6 months ago

Do you think Venom and Eddie compare tongue sizes?


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6 months ago

Ok I'm looking for a movie.

It was 2D animation, probably early 00's/late 90's.

It was about fairies fighting some big machine that was destroying their home. Right as they defeated it, a big monster made of black goo erupted from the machine.

That is literally all I remember about this movie. This is an itch that has been in my head for like 10 years now somebody please know what I'm talking about.


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6 months ago

Omg wait it would be the absolute batman axe

Imagine sharpening the edge of a laptop and using it as an axe

6 months ago

Was gonna try and draw this until I realized it would just look like a rectangle

I love it

Imagine sharpening the edge of a laptop and using it as an axe

6 months ago

Just "C"

Christ

I was crying and thought: If bc and ad was 1 year apart then is the 40 something years christ was alive just lost time?

6 months ago

Anyone else kind of afraid of interacting online because of AI nowadays? Like as much as I want to socialize and interact with other people through the internet I'm also constantly aware that there is probably some company out there using my information to train AI. And that scares me, that there could be an AI that's online presence could be identical to my own. And that eventually feeds into the whole dead internet theory witch is again, terrifying. Is there a way to fight the dead internet theory?


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6 months ago

Someday I'll go to the big wet in the sky

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6 months ago

Why the hell does vomiting suck so much? It's supposed to be helpful right?

Body: Hey there's poison inside you.

Me: Oh shit what do we do?

Body: Don't worry, we just need to vomit and get it our of your stomach.

Me: Oh ok then lets just do it.

Body: It's also gonna be the worst thing you experience for at least a month.

Me: But why I thought this was supposed to help and be good

Body: It needs to suck as much as possible

Me: Why?

Body: Because

Me:

Body:

Me:

Body:

BBLLLEEUEUEUUGGHGUGUGHGGHEEE


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6 months ago

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

6 months ago

Really love that Adam Sandler has just become it's own genre of fashion.

Like I really hope the phrase still exists in the future but in a way that is separate from Adam Sandler, like how the Pythagorean theorem exists kind of separately from Pythagoras.

Imagine the term Adam Sandler being synonymous with Emo, Goth, and Victorian.


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