Forcefulwildcat - Rudy (inactive)

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

SnapCube’s Sonic ‘06 Real Time fandub starter pack

50 starters

« sign my birth certificate! »

« my bed is made of scorpions. »

« i will light this bitch up right now. »

« am i doing this right? it’s my first day on the job. »

« you have the chaos emerald!  »

« gimme that shit right now or i’m gonna rip it off you my goddamn self. »

« you can’t kill anybody! especially not me! »

« go read a book or something. see ya, idiot! »

« we always miss the ice cream ship! »

« how do you think i get here? i floated down on my giant battle bus! »

« [villainous laugh, fading into a violent coughing fit] »

« i can, uhm, kick your ass? right now? »

« here, come to my house. come on let’s go! to my house! »

« i just always want to sleep, you know? i’m tired all the time. i hate it. ‘cause when i try to go to sleep i CAN’T. »

« hey, gamers. were you talking about fortnite? »

« welcome to my house. as you can see, i’ve knocked over many chairs. »

« i’d like to be in the friendzone. i’d like friends! »

« that just makes you a beta cuck. »

« we’re gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than fortnite ever was! »

« sorry, i thought i heard a cat. »

« this is the worst. this is the actual worst.  »

« why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting long-winded monologue? »

« i’m gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! »

« i can never stop thinking. sends me to a fit. »

« … yep, i can kill ya. »

« go on, don’t you support gay rights? »

« what planet am i on? what’s today? my braincell: destroyed. my wig is gone. »

« i told you not to invite your asshole friends over! »

« let me help you! don’t do this all by yourself! »

« did we do that together? was that a gay thing? »

« i think i’m starting to hallucinate. »

« my mom’s getting back in like 20 minutes, dude. you have to finish this. »

« i leave for five minutes and this happens?! »

« i’ve been told how to think about the ocean when i’m stressed, and i’m looking at that, and i’m real stressed. »

« that’s ok baby, i know you’re lost without me. be sure to never leave my side again, ok? »

« how many times are you gonna run? i’ve captured you 17 different times! »

« if someone hacked into my fortnite account, i’m going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole. »

« count how many sand is in here. »

« you silly feeble-minded little gay. »

« oh god! i was NOT expecting the explosion! »

« fuck you for making me go through this! you suck, i can’t believe i used to date you. you used to be a cool dude! »

« you know what? you’re a twink. »

« i’m almost proud of you. »

« oh my god. oh my god are you ok? holy shit. i don’t think i should pull it out. i think if i pull it out you’ll bleed out. oh my god. oh my god. »

« now, this isn’t the diss that i wanted. shit, goddamn. this is fucking ridiculous. fucking shit. »

« you ready? you ready to go? you wanna leave this fucking mortal plane? »

« i understand. the friendzone is hard to deal with. »

« the flame within you shines brighter than any xbox 360 controller. »

« what does a ghost say? what does the ghost say? »

« i gotta get on that plane! wait- boat! » 

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HOLY FUCK

Catra!!!!

dear incoming freshmen,

1. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU ARE BRINGING COFFEE/ETC. TO SCHOOL GET A SPILLPROOF CUP. rn i am flashing back to the month old coffee that got spilled in my locker, and how much i gagged whilst trying to clean it up. everything smelled like spoiled milk and it was awful. please get a spillproof cup.

2.you won’t need half the stuff you think you do. literally just get one big binder, some lined paper, a couple pens/pencils, and some highlighters.

3. don’t fuck w/ your sleep schedule. i speak from experience.

4. if you take gym, always bring your gym clothes even on the first day of class.

5. be nice to your teachers and they will let things slide. (i.e. late work, your inevitable sass)

6. holy shit don’t lose your textbooks/required reading/library books. pls just don’t.

7. always do the required reading because the one day you don’t will be the day there’s a goddamn pop quiz. also try to buy your own copy of the required reading, because a) the school copies are usually really old and gross and b) you can mark yours up. its super helpful to highlight and write in the margins, and then you dont need to take notes!!!

8. nobody really cares if you date/don’t date.

9. speaking of dating, DONT DATE THE SENIORS JESUS CHRIST 

10. be nice to yourself. one bad grade isn’t the end of the world.

11. im gonna repeat this because it’s crucial: BUY A MOTHERFUCKING SPILLPROOF CUP.

12. don’t stand in the middle of the damn hallway. pick a side. don’t walk slow/text while walking either.

13. your english teacher will either be super chill and or satan spawn, there is no in between.

14. bring ur headphones. bring ur charger.

15. when you do shakespeare try to watch the film versions too. the plays aren’t meant to be read, they are meant to be watched and it will make understanding so much easier.

16. be nice to your friends. they’ll let you copy their homework.

17. don’t fuck around with your grades tho. pls try your hardest because all those D’s will kill your college choices.

18. don’t be nervous, it’s just another school  year. you’ll do great :)

love,

a sophomore who’s done her time

Sorry, I can't come Im busy listening to songs and imagining how I would animate them but never actually animating them

watching that video where the director of shazam makes fun of cinemasins is too much

Being able to picture a character in your mind so clearly and YET being unable to draw them at all the way you see them.

Y E S

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