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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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5 years ago

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

5 years ago

A bunch of people showed up to the march today with meme themed signs

And honestly

A Bunch Of People Showed Up To The March Today With Meme Themed Signs

Is there anything more gen z

A Bunch Of People Showed Up To The March Today With Meme Themed Signs

Than showing up to a student led protest with a fucking meme?

5 years ago

Hey Siri, at what point in my life will I be able to check out girls without feeling a sense of shame

5 years ago

you don’t have to push yourself past your limits. people may urge you to leave your comfort zone, but you’re allowed to know your limits and assert your boundaries. if doing something will tire you out or worsen your symptoms, you don’t have to force yourself through it. your health and safety always come first.

5 years ago
11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)
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5 years ago
Credit Goes To @incorrecttmntquotes
Credit Goes To @incorrecttmntquotes
Credit Goes To @incorrecttmntquotes
Credit Goes To @incorrecttmntquotes
Credit Goes To @incorrecttmntquotes

Credit goes to @incorrecttmntquotes

5 years ago

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

5 years ago

also wanted to remind everyone that even lesbians are attracted to male celebrities in fact its a huge thing for us partly due to comphet!! for example i am very attracted to kim seokjin but that doesnt mean im attracted to men in general bc seokjin will always be unreachable and unattainable in life. only base your attraction on the people around you and who you would be comfortable with in realistic life; this was something i struggled with when coming to terms with being a lesbian i thought that thinking some male celebrities (especially when theyre more feminine) are hot meant i couldnt only like women but thats not true at all

5 years ago
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20gayteen Is So Fucking Real
20gayteen Is So Fucking Real
20gayteen Is So Fucking Real
20gayteen Is So Fucking Real

20gayteen is so fucking real

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5 years ago
@tivytail Cosplay Shenanigans ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@tivytail Cosplay Shenanigans ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

@tivytail cosplay shenanigans ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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