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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
And honestly
Is there anything more gen z
Than showing up to a student led protest with a fucking meme?
Hey Siri, at what point in my life will I be able to check out girls without feeling a sense of shame
you don’t have to push yourself past your limits. people may urge you to leave your comfort zone, but you’re allowed to know your limits and assert your boundaries. if doing something will tire you out or worsen your symptoms, you don’t have to force yourself through it. your health and safety always come first.
Credit goes to @incorrecttmntquotes
Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)
also wanted to remind everyone that even lesbians are attracted to male celebrities in fact its a huge thing for us partly due to comphet!! for example i am very attracted to kim seokjin but that doesnt mean im attracted to men in general bc seokjin will always be unreachable and unattainable in life. only base your attraction on the people around you and who you would be comfortable with in realistic life; this was something i struggled with when coming to terms with being a lesbian i thought that thinking some male celebrities (especially when theyre more feminine) are hot meant i couldnt only like women but thats not true at all
20gayteen is so fucking real
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@tivytail cosplay shenanigans ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,