I Was High Off My Ass Last Night And Had This Dream Where I Was In This Dense Ass Forest And Sitting

i love how whenever anyone does a catradora vampire/werewolf au then catra is the vampire. like does it make more sense for catra to be a werewolf? yes. does she exude such sexy lesbian energy that she legally has to be the vampire? also yes.

moving to @jaybluez

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

Person A: “Why are you sneaking around in the dark.”

Person B: “Because (Person C) doesn’t like it when I have midnight snacks.”

Person A: “…You’re literally the highest ranking person here. You can do whatever the fuck you want.”

Person B: “Yes but then I have to listen to them lecture me. Again.”

Person A: “….Fair enough.”

How to know if your ship is canon in She-ra the princess of power.

This is my wife Catra.

This is my wife Glimmer.

This is my wife Mermista.

This is my wife Entrapta.

This is my wife Netossa.

All will show their strong and independent wifes.

Y’ALL THOUGHT I WAS DONE!!!

a Cover ? for @tolstoyevskywrites ! and that fic they wrote about that comic i did~~!!

“He bites.”

Ellen: So I hear you’re a fan of Zootopia

Me: Yeah it’s my favorite movie

Ellen: *shoots me in the neck with a night howler pellet*

Me: Omg Ellen you didn’t

rank of things I find funny to respond “never heard of it :)” w/

Gender

the bible

your own phone number

music

the entire country of England

jokes

heterosexuality

the concept of the future

avocados 

grammar