Is It Really That Much Of A Surprise Santas Reindeer Are Girls? They Have The Most Lesbian Names Ive

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

that feeling when ur internalized homophobia Calms Down for a bit and you can just enjoy having a crush is,,, nice

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the only day you can reblog this

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

full offense but will byers did not get dragged into the upside down, possessed by the mindflayer, and be forced to walk around with BOWL CUT just for his friends to ignore him the entire summer and make him so upset that he destroys castle byers!!!!

Princess Celestia: Thank you for the years

Princess Luna: Thank you for the late nights

Applejack: Thank you for the hard work

Fluttershy: Thank you for the kindness

Pinkie Pie: Thank you for the laughs!

Rainbow Dash: Thank you for being awesome

Rarity: Thank you for being fabulous

Spike: Thank you for being there

Apple Bloom: Thank you for being patient

Scootaloo: Thank you for being different

Sweetie Belle: Thank you for being proud

Starlight Glimmer: Thank you for forgiveness

Discord: Thank you for redemption

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you for the magic. Without you, the adventures and the journeys wouldn’t have been as great. So thank you. Thank you for being a fan of us and cheering us on

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay