Forcefulwildcat - Rudy (inactive)

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions

baby boomers & gen x vs. millennials & gen z

Ellen: So I hear you’re a fan of Zootopia

Me: Yeah it’s my favorite movie

Ellen: *shoots me in the neck with a night howler pellet*

Me: Omg Ellen you didn’t

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

different au, same idiots

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

listen……i Know theres already a lot of httyd aus in this fandom but hear me out:

its free real estate

Reblog this post and I’ll remove one of your bones at random