Different Au, Same Idiots

my groupchat tried the creeper meme and it..went a little out of hand. 

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Teacher : the five senses are smell, hear, feel, taste, and see

Me : I can hear pictures.

Teacher : you can’t hear pictures silly,

Me :

these are so cute!

Guest art by @polyquestria for an ask that got accidentally deleted by yours truly that said “How about an image of Twilight Sparkle in a polygamous relationship with five random mares who were chosen to wield the Elements of Harmony like her? One of them could be Treehugger. “

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how do i stop questioning if i’m attracted to men. i think i’m a lesbian and i really like women and only want to be with them. but i’m constantly going “what if you do like men and you’ve brainwashed yourself into thinking you’re a lesbian.” i constantly test my attraction and i try to imagine myself with men and it makes me feel sick to my stomach. i know it’s easy to say that i’m gay if i’m repulsed by men but for some reason i just can’t accept it. i just want to feel better about myself

It really does sound like you’re a lesbian, but having some difficulty with that. It could be internalized homophobia. We’ve been raised our whole lives in a society that basically forces heterosexual ideology on us, and it can make us doubt our own feelings and comfort.It’s going to take some time. It’s going to take introspection and self-affirmation. You’re not alone; others have gone through this and are currently going through this. My advice is to just mentally and verbally affirm to yourself things like “It’s okay if I don’t like guys.” Just remember: society’s hetero-normative. It can be hard to overcome the way we’ve been conditioned, but it’s possible and you’re more than strong enough to discover who you are, one way or another.

I mean,,, I do

you don’t protect your heart by acting like you don’t have one

The term “useless lesbian” may be a meme, but it’s rooted in the very real phenomenon of compulsory heterosexuality, which causes lesbians to confuse crushes on women with platonic feelings, and confuse platonic feelings for men with romantic interest. So when a lesbian is being “useless” and not taking the hint that her crush likes her back, it’s showing the very real effects that comp het has on women.

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀