THIS!!

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

people are like "if you put crabs in a bucket they can't escape because they keep pulling each other back in, this is called crab bucket mentality and describes why people don't help each other" and never acknowledge that crabs do not naturally occur in buckets, a human with more power had to put them there

i’m sickened but curious i have to restrain my self from reading it right here and now and possibly never watching the movie the same way again

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Add in your own language

Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism

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fuck it mild nsfw on my account

god I need to have some flirty banter with suggestive comments and touchy hands and end up making out on their lap or shoved against a wall

white baby naming culture but instead of the same boring name spelled 20 different ways, they start repurposing the names of every day objects

consider: a kindergartner named Silica Gel  

want boy to talk to for hours on end want boy to be held by/ hold let me lay in ur lap i deserve it

It's okay if your hands are cold to the touch bro, I'll still hold them happily