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it do be one of them nights where i just want to hold another man and i don’t think there’s anything else i need more than that
white baby naming culture but instead of the same boring name spelled 20 different ways, they start repurposing the names of every day objects
consider: a kindergartner named Silica Gel
Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?
it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!
pictured: bear
pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:
but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!
the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions.
like really, REALLY screws up.
but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.
and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!
the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.
“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”
now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!
humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.
NYEGH okay that is pretty awful.
anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!
Drew sum more Leggy Mans who are also Moths~
If a boy ever lets me play with his hair I’ll literally go feral
Like no controll full on rat
Let me place a flower crown gently on ur head and we’ll run away to a cottage in the woods.
Also we’re both guys?
Gets down on one knee and pulls out a tiny frog with a tiny crown:
When I toad you I loved you I meant it
THIS!!
Alright, I'm hoppin onto the artbreeder trend.
The devs mentioned that they took inspiration from Jeff Goldblum while making Julian
Here I present you: Julian Goldblum, aka Julian when he still had two healthy eyes.
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I didn’t know snog was a word but gods it’s a wonderful one
Alexander Hamilton, known bi, watching his namesake, First Son of the free country he helped create, snog Georgie iii’s great great great great great grandson: yeeeee
this is the one this post is perfect
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
