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13 year olds were rly like imagine being 58 😍

sometimes i wonder if im being cringey with my interests and then i remember there's people that ship minecraft streamers together and i realize im doing fine actually

when i say i'm writing it means i'm staring at a page and listening to music btw

If we’re being honest, most of us study our favourite character less like an entomologist studies a bug and more like an astronomer studies a distant star: drawing complicated inferences from extremely limited data, then getting tetchy about it when somebody else draws incompatible but equally well-supported inferences from the same data because it’s the fucking principle of the thing.

i’m laughing my ass off bitch pull your pants up

the ancestral memories accessed by many of the characters in Dune encompass a timespan that easily includes our own contemporary time, meaning that even in versions of the story where metal speedo Sting does not literally appear, it can still be assumed that some amount of the cast is aware of the existence of metal speedo Sting

best tag

“Love breaks my bones and I laugh.”

— Charles Bukowski

this is literally half a minute long and it has still turned me into a feral beast 💞

yes 😌💖

i get that you're angry, but no one forced you to sit around on tumblr all day caping for a washed-up sex pest who wouldn't glance at you twice walking down the street

seek therapy, beloved 🙏

That's it. That's the tweet. 🙌

who let this man out of his cage

no accidents no coincidences 🙏💙💚

So Bones & All will premiere in Venice the same day the Hammer documentary drops, it's wild!

Is B&A premiering on the 2nd? Lol, gotta love how the universe works.

NOT THE MOLD TALKING

wallet, phone, keys, book, extra socks, sandwich, tennis ball

lol what could he possibly keep in those pockets?!?

he should make a “what’s in my pockets” video

was trying to remember where i saw this fit, and then it came to me

i love him your honor

alyssamilleza 

( Oct 2021, London )

Call Me By Your Name alternative universe: they’re two men both named Bartholomew.

Does DUNE have a MENA rep Issue? In short, the Dune production can probably do better. This video was made out of care, consideration and love for the Dune production, fans and fellow human beings.

Thank you for being you Danny DeVito

waiting on the trailer for bones and all to pop up in my youtube feed

He was...

me and my mutuals all reblogging the same post from one another as if we’re passing around a joint

Boogie Nights (1997) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

People who hate Amy x Laurie and wish Laurie got together with Jo will never understand it’s about the girl falling first and the boy falling harder it’s about loving someone from afar, sketching him when he doesn’t even realize you’re watching and keeping the sketch for years to give to him when he needs to be reminded of the boy he used to be and the man he could become it’s about love that helps you grow and change and improve instead of staying stagnant it’s about slowly growing feelings for someone without knowing it, because she lingers in your mind until she becomes your muse and you’ve written an opera for her it’s about the relief you feel while peacefully and naturally falling in love because the first time it happened it was too passionate and fast and filled you with grief from start to end and it’s about realizing love is golden after years of believing it was red it’s about pulling a boat together so well you wish you might always pull in the same boat it’s about tender confessions it’s about not having to make a scene it’s about not having to say anything because your actions are enough it’s about comfortable silence and enjoying each other’s company it’s about your second love teaching you that your first love wasn’t really the kind of love you thought it was it’s about real love

timmy glowing in pink💗

i hope ebony dark’ness dementia raven way, age 33, is enjoying the my chemical romance comeback and live tour,

we need a darth vader who writes poetry by the light of the waning moon

Darth Vader is tragically underutilized as a gothic villain.

He lives in a remote haunted castle, is obsessed with a wife who died under mysterious circumstances, physically imposing yet seemingly keep alive by spite alone, once handsome and noble now horribly disfigured, strange powers the result of faustian bargain, is seemingly close to the reclusive Emperor whose silent faceless emissaries come and go without warning.

RIP to one of the most IMPORTANT women in the history of television. A goddess who walked among us.

Weird for so many people to just fancast white kids who look like Timmy as Leto and Ghanima and hold them up to Timmy as proof it’s a good fancast…

…conveniently forgetting that Zendaya will be playing their mom…