she better be built like a fucking tank you cowards
i love fandom specific plot devices. like you can write ANYTHING you want for a my hero academia fic and just say โit was bc of a quirk accident!! whoops sorry!!!โ
or like for magnus there are leitners! those bad boys can do WHATEVER you want them to. i once read a fic with a leitner that turned jon into a cat!!!
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write โI brought my youngest to college todayโ and someone else write โmy mom wouldnโt let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kidโ and then your head explodes
that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and itโs somehow soo freeing
oh I like this
failed guard dog
Nikto has a receding hairline. I'm sorry I had to say it
I think if you want to make an argument wrt homestucks quality the best argument you can make is Karkat. Cause Karkat's entire meta-theme is that he's infectiously likable even though he comes across like an asshole, and it not only works in the story but like. on a real-world level.
Karkat first appears 1353 pages in as a rando calling the sweetest main character an idiot and by the time he's properly introduced 600 pages later people are so on board with him being the deuteragonist of the story it becomes common to tell people just to skip right to his part. For all Homestuck can stumble while making its convoluted meta-meme as gnostic reimagined thematic hypertext bullshit stick the landing, boy howdy, when it tells you you will love this shouty boy despite yourself, it fucking delivers.
love this shouty boi
I need carrying around a stuffed animal friend to be normalized
anyway you guys totally agree that the f.u.n. song from spongebob is jesse and romeo core right
Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
Would sleep through an entire battle
I feel the same way.
I know everyone canโt have the happy ending they deserve, but am I the only one not satisfied with the Mando finale simply because it seems unfair in the face of the BB finale? The Bad Batch deserved better.
I hope this new dragon is a fat ugly angler fish with the world's shittiest little legs and wings and a silhouette shaped like a block of cheese
i am of the intense opinion that none of the nations are good people. i mean this in the most sincere way; they're manipulative, they're assholes, they're cold, cruel and heartless and every label in between. they're not outright, evil villain llike bad people but in a more subtle way, the same way they could look at cruelty and injustice and look the other way. they are very much enablers in a sense. what i do think is that they weren't this way to begin with. perhaps if the world had been kinder to them then maybe they would have been kinder to the world. honestly, i dont even think they are trying to be bad people. they're just fucking tired.
Affirmation for writers, please!!
Likes do nothing!!
another #unionyaoi art dump (mixed batched of old and new drawings)
I love the idea of Stone trying to continue Eggman's "legacy" after Ivo's self-sacrifice and falling off the deep end right into super villain?
Plz- Stone Super Villain Origin Story
to this day at least four anons have told me that the ds9 writing staff had to ban guest writers from impregnating odo and that just makes me sad because we could have gotten goo tadpoles. fucking goo tadpole babies. in retrospect it wouldnโt be much better than the warp 10 salamanders but it would be really cool
neck kissing is honestly the ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ด๐ต, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck ๐ช ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฑ๐ด
I keep seeing people saying Hobie Brown was a runway model because of this specific line-
(Sorry for the bad quality, I couldn't find a gif)
"I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model"
I know a lot of people say that he was a runway model as a joke, but some people are misinterpreting the line. He wasn't actually a runway model. He crashed a runway. Thus the line, "briefly".
Now, I'm not saying headcanoning him as a runway model is wrong, it doesn't really matter to me, but I just feel like that would be very OOC (out-of-character), and considering his values, he definitely wasn't canonically a runway model.
Modeling is a job in which every aspect of your life is controlled by an agency. The food you eat, the clothes you wear, your weight, your body, your hair, even your friends are determined by your modeling agent. Many models do not have access to free speech or free will and are under powerful contracts which limit their freedom heavily. Hobie Brown would not advocate for this at all. I don't believe the same Hobie Brown that protests against fascists and actively fights for freedom and loving yourself would want to be a runway model and have every aspect of his life controlled by a greedy agency. Not to say that he wouldn't absolutely kill it on a runway, but it would be very OOC for him to have been or currently be a runway model.
Activists often crash runways to publicize certain things, like animal rights or animal cruelty. Hobie was probably doing the same thing or something similar, since he is technically an activist, an activist for freedom of speech and basic human rights.
This is more of a rant than anything else, and I just really wanted to get this off my chest because I've seen a lot of people posting about him being a runway model. Headcanon him however you'd like, but if you want to be accurate, please try to do some research before-hand. The writers did an immaculate job at making him a very deep, well-thought out, well-written character, so try not to misinterpret him! ๐
I think Ed and oswald would still try to kill each other if they were married
messy haired merlin we deserved to see more of u